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missnumnutz
12-06-2007, 18:37
i know i keep posting my funnies in Man Laws but everyone ends up reading it anyhow lol

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling , and the
86-year-old said ,
Things are great and I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you , who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season.

One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang , bang'."
"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said ,
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

turtle_guy
12-06-2007, 20:51
:rofl: danm that wrong

RoadRacer1978
12-06-2007, 20:53
Thats one way to get your point across.

Anne Eastwell
12-06-2007, 23:07
Very funny :smilie39:

ScubaJW
12-07-2007, 00:04
Hilarous!!! :D

navyhmc
12-07-2007, 01:32
That my friends is baaad!!! :D :D :D

GDiver
12-07-2007, 10:07
I like that one!!

cow109
12-08-2007, 23:29
OK I guess another "reality check" joke belongs in this thread: Two hookers are arguing about who's the best when they enter a restaurant. They spot a 90 year old man sitting at a booth and one them says, "I'll prove I'm better by getting this old man excited. Watch this!" She approaches the old man and says, "Hey pops, how about some super sex?" He looks up from the menu and says, "I'll have the soup."

navyhmc
12-09-2007, 04:50
OK I guess another "reality check" joke belongs in this thread: Two hookers are arguing about who's the best when they enter a restaurant. They spot a 90 year old man sitting at a booth and one them says, "I'll prove I'm better by getting this old man excited. Watch this!" She approaches the old man and says, "Hey pops, how about some super sex?" He looks up from the menu and says, "I'll have the soup."

:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

I like it!!!!

:judge:

Goober
12-09-2007, 07:16
:smiley9: