View Full Version : As 2007 closes....

12-19-2007, 10:19

Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2: In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today :- "Life is like a jar of jalapeņos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow".

FInally, here's wishing you all a very merry festive season and a prosperous, happy and successful 2008. And may all your dives be long and enjoyable!!! :smiley32: :smiley36:

Navy OnStar
12-19-2007, 10:29
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39: Had to share this at work.........Made my day.

12-19-2007, 12:56
Those were good. Several had me laughing out loud.

12-19-2007, 12:58
Thanks for the laughs! :smiley36:

All the best wishes for a wonderful holiday and new year!

12-19-2007, 15:14
Much apprechiated.

12-19-2007, 15:26

12-19-2007, 16:12
Those are great. Humor in truth! I love it.

12-22-2007, 16:26
Too friggin funny, I laughed out loud!

12-22-2007, 17:21
Bravo! Happy Holidays etc...