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Anne Eastwell
01-17-2008, 22:57
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m. , a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
= MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him " Midnight "

He didn't seem annoyed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. **** ", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

bmp51
01-18-2008, 00:04
OMG my wife is laughing her butt off!

Cheddarchick
01-18-2008, 05:46
Wow....who was there?....I thought no one saw...Great Story Anne

DZorn00
01-18-2008, 06:15
Isn't that typical, always trying to get away with something us men attemted just nights before! It didn't work for us, you should know it won't work for you ladies!:toast:

unclepooty
01-18-2008, 10:27
great as always Anne, keep it up:smiley20:

PhD4JC
01-18-2008, 15:44
Ah, but we do it with so much more chic, style and flair!!!


:smilie39:


Isn't that typical, always trying to get away with something us men attemted just nights before! It didn't work for us, you should know it won't work for you ladies!:toast:

Queen
01-19-2008, 09:16
Too funny!!! :smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

gentry1375
01-19-2008, 09:31
I think that is one of the funniest stories I have heard. LOL!!!!!:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

Matt P
01-19-2008, 10:36
classic :smiley32::smiley36:

Chocoholic
01-19-2008, 21:14
Hilarious, as I head out for a girls night out.

setesh
01-19-2008, 23:55
:smiley32::smiley32::smiley32: Thanks! I needed that laugh :smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

whse56
01-20-2008, 07:51
There I go shooting orange juice out my nose again, great way to start a morning, laughing that is not the orange juice lavage, thanks.

Suther2136
02-11-2008, 12:16
That's too damn funny!

Grizbear98
02-11-2008, 14:45
haha that's great!

WAHMof2
02-13-2008, 10:45
Now that's just too funny!!

BeachBunnyCrissy
02-13-2008, 19:33
I needed this so bad this morning. I almost choked on my oatmeal @ work. Loved it!