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Ajuva
07-27-2007, 18:54
I just picked this up from a dive forum over here, I thought you might enjoy.

Sorry if you feel it is politically incorrect.

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."
Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance."
The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."
The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate."
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing."
Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs."
They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish Navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish Navy.:smilie39:

Black-Gorrilla
07-27-2007, 19:10
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."
The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate."
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish Navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish Navy.:smilie39:[/SIZE]

i actually laugh out loud for real... someone looked at me like if i was a lunatic

Ajuva
07-27-2007, 19:23
Makes my night Danilo,

I am sitting here at 1.22am sipping a rum and coke with a smile on my face cos I managed that.

Have a good day mate!

Ajuva
07-27-2007, 19:26
Thought this would go down well too!

23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin .....



Police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first "no more nails" bomb!