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WAHMof2
02-11-2008, 17:51
I thought this was cute, thought I'd share!

To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!' The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

Suther2136
02-11-2008, 19:46
And see how hard he worked to make her day special, and still got sh$#%@%t for it.

WAHMof2
02-12-2008, 11:11
And see how hard he worked to make her day special, and still got sh$#%@%t for it.

touché :smiley36:

Foo2
02-12-2008, 11:27
Poor guy, needs to turn up the hearing aide I guess. Cute story.

LaCroix42
02-12-2008, 12:38
No good deed goes unpunished, even at home. :)

KGNickl
02-12-2008, 13:02
Sounds like something I would do. :smilie40:

LI Diver
02-12-2008, 13:04
She of course should have said a 6 again

hoobascooba
02-12-2008, 13:07
She of course should have said a 6 again

so it wasn't HIS fault...

it was her poor communication skills, not his listening skills!

LI Diver
02-12-2008, 14:09
EXACTLY If women would just say what they really mean life would be sooo much easier!!!!

KGNickl
02-12-2008, 14:14
EXACTLY If women would just say what they really mean life would be sooo much easier!!!!
But thats why you have a secret decoder ring. Wait....were you not issued a secret decoder ring?

pyre24
02-13-2008, 01:39
They should come with troubleshooting charts

WAHMof2
02-13-2008, 10:42
She of course should have said a 6 again

Yep, but then it wouldn't have been funny!:smiley36:

carriersanders
03-08-2008, 14:47
:smiley20:I love it..ur jokes are so true!

malley1717
03-08-2008, 19:00
haha lmao

divergirl
03-15-2008, 22:14
aww haha the poor guy