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UCFKnightDiver
02-14-2008, 23:44
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". The priest asks, "Is that you? little Johnny Caputo?" "Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. "Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpo?"

"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, Father, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa De Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Caputo, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar b oy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Pauly slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."

MicahEW
02-15-2008, 00:53
LOL nice!

cummings66
02-15-2008, 07:13
I knew I was missing out on something...

KGNickl
02-15-2008, 08:15
:smiley36:

Chad
02-15-2008, 09:12
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:

WAHMof2
02-15-2008, 09:16
:smilie39: That was the best one I've heard in a while!! Thanks!

Griff
02-15-2008, 09:16
A classic, but one that always makes this Catholic boy smile!

mitchy
02-15-2008, 14:04
:smiley32::smiley32::smiley32:

pyre24
02-15-2008, 18:25
:eek:

Suther2136
02-15-2008, 18:51
That's funny!

DRNightdiver
02-16-2008, 07:31
:smilie39::smilie39::smilie39:Hee Hee
You've got to love the timeless classics.