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Anne Eastwell
02-18-2008, 17:02
WHY MEN DIE FIRST
Because . . . . .

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the ratrace... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get offyour lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her..... that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you...... it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks...... it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet.......... it's male indifference.

If you cry............ you're a wimp.

If you don't........ you're an insensitive lout.

If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're achauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberatedwoman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that'sdomination.

If SHE asks you......... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form...... you're a pervert.

If you don't.............. you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep inshape..............you're sexist.

If you don't................. you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape...... you're vain.

If you don't................ you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers............. you're after something.

If you don't.................... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements...... you're full of yourself.

If you don't.................... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............ she's tired.

If you have a headache............. you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often......... you're oversexed.

If you don't.......... there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

MicahEW
02-18-2008, 17:04
Gotta love the double-standards and they never end.....

Suther2136
02-18-2008, 19:09
Gotta love it. What I don't understand is why a man would ever want more than one wife. It's hell just keeping one happy.

newways
02-18-2008, 19:19
I love it...emailing out links as we speak.

NoTime58
02-18-2008, 19:39
Nuff said in all that....no need for a long winded reply !!

riverrat
02-24-2008, 01:43
Perfect! Better than the "Catch and Release" theory.

hoobascooba
02-24-2008, 08:16
i just may die too young :(

DivingCRNA
02-28-2008, 17:36
This is soooo true. Also why I tell the wife I don't have a girlfriend. It is hard enough keeping one woman unhappy!

rye_a
02-28-2008, 23:38
I thought we just die first because we want to.

mm_dm
02-29-2008, 07:42
There's Anne with the slam dunk! You gotta love a good no-win situation.

cummings66
02-29-2008, 12:08
I'm appreciative of this one, nice work.

divergirl
03-15-2008, 22:56
haha I always wonder why guys even bother staying with a girl... I have such little patience and I can be a real cow... which is why I don't plan on settling down just live out my life and have a few "life partners" along the way

anvil
03-16-2008, 00:17
Ahhh, the innocence of youth, I thought that way too, 25 years later 1 wife five kids 9 mortgages,yep great to see the dreams come true

NoTime58
03-16-2008, 06:40
I love it...emailing out links as we speak.

I cut and pasted it into a new e-mail......everyone in my address book got this one. I've read listings that were similar, but not as detailed !!

doczerothree
03-16-2008, 10:43
'Nuff said!:smiley29:



WHY MEN DIE FIRST
Because . . . . .

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the ratrace... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get offyour lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her..... that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you...... it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks...... it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet.......... it's male indifference.

If you cry............ you're a wimp.

If you don't........ you're an insensitive lout.

If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're achauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberatedwoman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that'sdomination.

If SHE asks you......... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form...... you're a pervert.

If you don't.............. you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep inshape..............you're sexist.

If you don't................. you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape...... you're vain.

If you don't................ you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers............. you're after something.

If you don't.................... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements...... you're full of yourself.

If you don't.................... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............ she's tired.

If you have a headache............. you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often......... you're oversexed.

If you don't.......... there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

divergirl
03-16-2008, 20:34
Ahhh, the innocence of youth, I thought that way too, 25 years later 1 wife five kids 9 mortgages,yep great to see the dreams come true


haha well we'll see.. I've never been the kind of girl to fantasize about marriage and settling down and having kids.

Osprey
03-17-2008, 13:28
haha well we'll see.. I've never been the kind of girl to fantasize about marriage and settling down and having kids.

I wasn't that kind of girl either. No visions of marriage. No "dream guy". No fantasized giant house. Just me on the road of life!

And now I'm getting married. Insert foot in mouth :)

Just be prepared for life's little (read- drastic) changes LOL

As for the original post- poor guys! It's no wonder you flick boogers at us! :smiley2:

Ohio_diver16
04-10-2008, 22:19
Women... So perfect.... So flawed.

Murloc
04-23-2008, 16:36
as my Dad used to say..."women are not in their right mind 3 weeks of every month. The week before, the week during, and the week after their periods. Good luck son on figuring out which week they're sane...."

reactive
04-23-2008, 16:41
Nice post!