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Anne Eastwell
02-18-2008, 17:04
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
DAMNITOLTake 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MEN ICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

St.jimmy
02-18-2008, 18:23
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AHahahahaha!
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*puts lid down and leaves quietly*

newways
02-18-2008, 18:32
I'll take 1 Peptobimbo and 1 dumberol. I'm sure it would come in handy:)

Osprey
02-18-2008, 19:18
an injectable damnitol please!!!!

dallasdivergirl
02-18-2008, 21:24
these are good!

FishFood
02-18-2008, 21:42
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

What's that supposed to mean?!?! :smiley21:


Ill leave this section now....

WAHMof2
02-21-2008, 10:37
Awesome! Good stuff!

PhD4JC
02-21-2008, 13:40
does nagament lose its potency in drinks?

Chocoholic
02-21-2008, 14:44
i NEED the website to buy Damnitol!! I'm cutting and pasting and sending this to my friends. :smiley20:

Chocoholic
02-21-2008, 14:47
I think Scubatoys might want a caseload of the Buyagra....