Purina Diet

[georoc01]

This was forwarded to me this afternoon..Thought you guys might find it amusing..


> This morning I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog at
> Wal-Mart and was about to check out.
>
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
> no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
> again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
> hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
> an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
> and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
> that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
> nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
> mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
> enthralled with my story.)
>
> Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
> food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
> Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
>
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
> laughing so hard!
>
> See what you're getting into.before you go there

[TxScubaBear]

OMG that is too funny!!

[thesmoothdome]

That is very funny!

[chinacat46]

LMAO! good one

[Doghouse]

You owe me a new keyboard. This one is soaked in soda. I darn nearly hacked up a lung I laughted so hard.

[WV Diver]

Originally Posted by georoc01

This was forwarded to me this afternoon..Thought you guys might find it amusing..


> This morning I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog at
> Wal-Mart and was about to check out.
>
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
> no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
> again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
> hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
> an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
> and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
> that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
> nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
> mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
> enthralled with my story.)
>
> Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
> food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
> Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
>
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
> laughing so hard!
>
> See what you're getting into.before you go there

I can't wait to do this one.

You made my day, thanks for the laugh.

[Disneymom]

Oh that is too funny!

[ScubaJenn81]

I love it!!!!!!!

[cummings66]

It's funny enough, I seem to recall reading that somewhere else too. One thing about the Internet, in addition to all the bad things on it there are gems like this.

[SilentEcho13]

Hahaha priceless!