southwest airlines joke

[loudgonzo]

A mother and her young son were flyingSouthwest
Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The little boy (whohad been looking out the window turned to his mother and asked,
'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to
ask the flightattendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight
attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?'


The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?' The boy said, 'Yes, she did. 'Well then, yougo and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.'

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[BlowingBubbles]

That is tooooo funny!

[Deep VI]

FAN-tastic!!

[MSilvia]

I was flying Southwest from Phoenix to Vegas one time with a very funny crew... apparently the chief flight attendant and captain were recently divorced, and still friendly. Some of the quips that stick in my mind include:

"Ladies and gentlemen, at this time I'd like to ask you all to fasten your saftey belts as we prepare for takeoff. I'd also like to inform you that my ex-husband will be flying for us today, and if you've never seen him drive, you can take it from me that seatbelts are a REALLY good idea."

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. At this time, our crew will be beginning our in-flight meal and beverage service, and I wanted to let you know that you can rest easy. My ex-wife didn't cook any of it."

"On behalf of our crew, I'd like to thank you for choosing to fly Southwest Airlines, and we sincerely hope you've enjoyed giving us the business as much as we've enjoyed taking you for a ride."

[SynCitizen]

Hahaha cute.

[unclepooty]

Funny!

[SynCitizen]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a spectacular gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. As if his prayers were answered, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was this most beautiful woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"It's Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba!"

[mike_s]

funniest thing I've heard on Southwest was

In the event of a cabin depressurization, a mask will fall from the compartment above you. If you sitting next to a child, or someone who is acting like a child, put your mask on first then assist them with their mask...

[cowgirldiver]

On a flight I was on our attendant instructed us to bring our seats to the upright and most uncomfortable position. I think this is the same flight that the copilot announced we would soon be arriving in St Louis-everyone on the plane was frantically looking at each other as we were going to Wichita. He soon came on and corrected his mistake.