you might be a scuba diver if...........

[MSilvia]

...if your lawnmower is under a tarp in the backyard, but you mostly need a shed so you'll have a more convenient place to rinse your dive gear.

[mstrdvr]

your in the check out line at Wal-Mart with D-batteries and K -Y jelly and have diving on your mind

[unclepooty]

....Someone says "there's a shark in the water" and you still roll in.

[Vlane]

Off gassing has 2 different meanings

[chinacat46]

if you do a safety stop before ascending stairs.

[BobbyWombat]

...you have tested a new mask in the bathtub.

[gNats]

You see a {fill in blank} firetruck/ambulance/airplane/train car/helicopter and think "I wonder what that looks like underwater at 75 feet?"

D.A.N. is the first speed dial on your phone.

You have pure white legs and burnt upperbody from wearing a wetsuit around your waist all day.

[CPTOZZY]

When you are talking about Air Breaks (sp) you are not talking about Tractor trailers!

[fire diver]

If you have ever worn your dive gear in the bathtub/hottub.

If you go on cruise ship, walk around it and imagine diving through it if it sank.

Hoping your cruise ship sinks so you can grab your gear and be the first to dive on it.

If you have the desire to stop in every dive shop you pass just to see what they got whether you need anything or not.

[BobbyWombat]

.....you see some horrible, horrendous, uber-fatal ferry accident and your first thought is: "I wonder if the wreck is going to be shallow enough to dive?". (Lord, forgive me)