you might be a scuba diver if...........

[Landlocked Amphibian]

Originally Posted by fire diver

If you go on cruise ship, walk around it and imagine diving through it if it sank.

Hoping your cruise ship sinks so you can grab your gear and be the first to dive on it.

Originally Posted by BobbyWombat

.....you see some horrible, horrendous, uber-fatal ferry accident and your first thought is: "I wonder if the wreck is going to be shallow enough to dive?". (Lord, forgive me)

So morbid but true.

[mocepts]

you see a well-endowed female, and the 1st thing you think is "Hmm, I wonder how much weight she needs to get under?".

[Daz]

Originally Posted by mocepts

you see a well-endowed female, and the 1st thing you think is "Hmm, I wonder how much weight she needs to get under?".

Good wording...

I'd think that asking her "How much does it take for you to go down?" will get you hurt and/or arrested.

[clararhb]

Originally Posted by Daz

Good wording...

I'd think that asking her "How much does it take for you to go down?" will get you hurt and/or arrested.

ROFLMAO!!

[John Yaskowich]

... you haul $5000 worth of gear in a car that doubles in value when you fill the gas tank.

[navyhmc]

Originally Posted by gNats

You see a {fill in blank} firetruck/ambulance/airplane/train car/helicopter and think "I wonder what that looks like underwater at 75 feet?"

D.A.N. is the first speed dial on your phone.

You have pure white legs and burnt upperbody from wearing a wetsuit around your waist all day.

+100 on both!!!

[maddhadder]

...while running an extension phone line at work, you tuck the line between the wall and stud, and think "I better log on and check the forum to see if this is DIR compliant."

[gNats]

Originally Posted by maddhadder

...while running an extension phone line at work, you tuck the line between the wall and stud, and think "I better log on and check the forum to see if this is DIR compliant."

HA - While walking through a tunnel connecting two downtown buildings, you run a reel to find your way back to your desk.

Instead of a cell phone attached to your belt, you have an SMB.

You strap a dive knife to the outside of your pant leg before going to work.

[mocepts]

Originally Posted by Daz

Good wording...

I'd think that asking her "How much does it take for you to go down?" will get you hurt and/or arrested.

I had that 1st, but changed it to keep the Mods happy.

[mstrdvr]

you base your next vehicle purchase on how much gear you haul for you and your buddy