you might be a scuba diver if...........

[swimboyy]

ok I am new to the site and don't know if anyone has done a thread like this but please post you own answers to this question!

You might be a scuba diver if.................

[setesh]

You might be a diver if you commonly refer to PADI as 'Put Another Dollar In'

or

You might be a diver if you commonly refer to NAUI as 'Not Another Underwater Idiot'.

[CFDAlden]

... every body of water you pass makes you wonder if there's good diving there.

[navyhmc]

Using the word "Narc'd" in a sentence seems perfectly normal.

You have developed a latex allergy from wearing your dry suit too much.

If you hear someone say twins and you stop yourself before saying that it's usually doubles, not twins.

If you know the difference between doubles and twins.

[fire diver]

If you get sent to Iraq and the only concern is for dive gear you put in storage.

[CPTOZZY]

Originally Posted by fire diver

If you get sent to Iraq and the only concern is for dive gear you put in storage.

If you get sent to Afghanistan and you Bring your dive gear!

[clararhb]

....neoprene turns you on. Or does that make you weird??

[divingchef]

....if you clear when using an escalator.....

[WaScubaDude]

...Your wife thinks you are having an affair because you call your dive buddy to hook up for the next dive, in wispered tones.

lol

[BouzoukiJoe A.K.A. wrecker130 AKA Chuck Norris AKA joeforbroke (banned)]

If you spend more on gas at the scuba shop than you do on gas at the gas station.