Funny Last Words

[bennerman]

Ok, everyone post their ideas for funny last words. If they are real, and have actually been used at one point in history, place a "*" next to it. It doesn't have to be real, just make sure you make us aware of it.

* General John Sedgwick
"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." -General John Sedgwick, seconds before dying of a sharpshooter's bullet near the end of the Civil War.

"Hey sarge, did you say it would explode in 3 seconds or 10 sec-"

[okiediver72]

Custer at the Little Bighorn: "Look at all those f&*%(n' Indians."
Suppose it could have been used once.

[bennerman]

wow... this is 2 months old... thanks for the post though

[navyhmc]

As god is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly...

[scubastud]

"Yes, you do look fat in that dress"

[IrishSquid]

*Hey, check this out! - 90% of drunk males before some self inflicted stunt became disasterous. (At least here in the South)

[Recon]

Right after getting married.... *There was this girl once that....*

~Recon

[PTAaron]

"I drank what?"
-mythical last words of Socrates

[Aquatrax]

hold my beer!

[PTAaron]

"What does this button do?"