Top ten signs that you have been diving too much this summer

[dmdoss]

10) You have to put your total number of dives in scientific notation.
9) You look back at your logbooks and realize you've spent more time at decompression than at uni.
8) You're permanently prune-figured.
7) Your dive log is available on Amazon.com.
6) You have named all the buff bream on your favourite wreck.
5) You worry that your office elevator is ascending too quickly.
4) You've stopped logging your dives because it's easier to just log your surface intervals.
3) Your "time to fly" is measured in months.
2) Your picture appears on fish identification tables.
1) You clear your ears prior to stepping on a down escalator.

[dmdoss]

Posted this in wrong forum.

[mm_dm]

I have the same problem...where's my beer?

[Cheddarchick]

When the smell in your boots is soooooo bad it almost makes you leave them, but you can't cuz you're going tomorrow....

[Hemlon]

Very cute, dmdoss!