Talk to me!

[dallasdivergirl]

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
That Are Very Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You’re Drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.[/font]

[divingmedic]

How many of these do you know from experience?

[No Misses]

...But osifer, I'm not under the afluence of Inkahol, though many tinckle may peep so. I'm so confused, i don't know who I is. Please hold my beer while I try to find my ID ;-)

[Tableleg]

Heck, I can't say most of the first two lists sober...

[caroln]

Originally Posted by dallasdivergirl

8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

hahaha I don't think I've ever managed any of these after a few drinks. Especially #8 and 9

[BuzzF117]

I heard a song that went "you can drink an ugly girl pretty but you can't drink a fat girl skinny"

[Tableleg]

I'd like to point out (at least from my point of view) that song is incorrect. I have experienced the "ugly girl pretty" level of drunk, but I have never gotten to the "fat girl skinny" level of intoxication.

[Anne Eastwell]

Christ! I can't even say them sober, let alone after a few drinks!!!!

[cyclone]

Hicks!!! Hicks!!! Hicks!!! That's all I can say.

[ScubaGir1]

LOL, I think my best friend and I go for Taco Bell every single time

I'm actually ok with trying to speak after drinking, but my ability to understand others talking goes out the window. LOL To me, it sounds like they started speaking backwards or another language