3 word story game

[JahJahwarrior]

by a banana-

[loudgonzo]

Larry walked in

[fire diver]

And asked Joe

[loudgonzo]

if the banana

[Wolfie2012]

would now be

[fire diver]

banned from ever

[ScottZeagle]

being sold online

[Black-Gorrilla]

THIS IS WHERE WE ARE!!!
(lots of cut, paste, cut, paste... next page... cut, paste.)


The dive began like any other... the ocean was slightly irritated from the recent storm that left a newly sunk wreck with pirates aboard Not the pirates with parrots each holding a gold earring, but ones knife and fork Cutting the cruel Cocaine trafficking was illegal however the pirates needed money as they'd lost some of their cargo in deeper water So posing as tourists, they booked Windjammer Naked cruise to scenic Alaska with your mother That evening they earnestly began partying drinking of course bottles of rum boy was it very bad rum had a hangover Hungover headed south at request of the captain who had no idea that his shoes were thrown overboard by an over-zealous barefoot hippy who had no teeth And looked remarkably like David Hasselhoff in his days But now he sailed his ship into the triangle (bermuda) constantly searching for Larry at ScubaToys! what he found blew him away because of what it really was [dun...dun...donnnn....] Elvis in Scuba gear, white wetsuit, (FIRST TIME THERE WAS PUNCTUATION!!) blue suede fins, and a bada$$ Studded pony bottle filled with NO2 he managed to DIR the Rhinestones The pirates wondered if they fit the discription that Elvis had on , it was bright and shiny, but lacked that intense smell that comes from a drysuit, but something was to long unwashed and thats when the unthinkable happened elvis ran out of the wetsuit and started singing a lulaby to his biggest fan , your mother. Running, into the crowd, screaming, ripping her power cord out of her head she then said I like to do evil things, then she looked at a little brown spot on the ceiling, there was in between the two huge black spots. Consequently, looking like a drowned rat in THe Pacific Ocean she dove down To get it but then a whale swam by and hit her . "Molestation!" cried the beast, and shed tears of pain. Swimming away for what seemed to be an eternity, when out of nowhere, a college for sexy women holding a field-trip sold their souls to study whales with Elvis. "Like, don't step on" "What?" asked Heather, Whilst caressing her pink mirror and boyfriend. Lots of bubbles coming out of where they shouldn't and we giggled! Even the coral was blushing. Hi! crossover is done! Said your mother, beam me up before someone looks at my bare armpits which are crunchy like that stale ritz cracker. My momma once took a belt out to the park and hung ritz crackers everywhere. What kind of
woman does that? Now, President Bush on-the other hand congratulated Elvis on that one thing in one song, but the pitch wasn't quite right. A huge thump in the dark cellar of a a French chapel with wedding bells scared Bush off. Another sunrise, another shot of tequila with big blue clear skies, and blinding reflections off the deep blue aquanet hairspray reservoir made me take pieces of you until all of it was gone. "i cant get enough of you!" said the pirate's as they began to take matters in their own purview, they suddenly stopped and lit fire to their leader, who bravely illuminated their way as Aquanet exploded. The four brothers then proceeded to sing a sad song about a boy named Sue. Finally they arrived! "Drum Roll Please!" Ladies and Gentlemen, for the first dollar given, we'll remove an item from this helicopter only then will the world be greener and purple. This was the goal of all that were there. Meanwhile, in another part of the lower east side of a stomach, Passing through some rather nasty acid tripping on some
of it, when seeing a clamshell on the beach. He turned to make a pearl, and gave it away like Mwhities former girl friend , boy was she hot to trot to break the heart of many including mine tragicly . So I decided to find another brand of regulator and dive computer and of course I went to ScubaToys to buy the equipment and paid way less becuase larry and Joe rock my pocketbook by giving such great deals. i couldnt wait to go to clear springs scuba to try out a brand new method i learned using orings and defog to increase my SAC when I'm diving naked which my girlfriend doesn't really like. My new girlfriend, My new girlfriend, which does like me, speaks only in foreign tongues just to annoy me, but I don't mind because I am deaf to only her. Now, my sight is getting better although foggy vision can affect divers wearing the Datamask. My girlfriend has a scorching case of DIVERticulitus, and a need for ointment for her to soothe blisters. These were caused by her boyfriend hugging her to death, when he told her mum that she was not the first to eat a raccoon that was eating a large pony. Somehow it got infected, but the alcohol took affect and gave it a buzz kind of like shrooms, which it had taken earlier. makes me feel kind of woozy almost like a fly running into a window, lately the rain-x has not been working very well lately . Why I repeat, must we go back to where it all started.
First things first, the dive began like any other till Mongolian Vikings came and pillaged our hut while Larry was looking while braiding his sister's hair nicely until she screamed because he forgot to use a little bit of is usual charming to assuage her then came along a badger which was wearing long, flowing robes. He promptly wielded a conan style sword and swung it At his head Larry ducked and Joe jumped up But both were hit but only a bit... one dived deeper to get the comb the other stayed an American hero like GI Joe or Mickey Mouse but now it's like Mick Jagger who's lips are able to engulf the whole entire inflated safety sausage all while anorexic. Meanwhile, at the scuba toys shop an unnatural calm settled over the counter where Joe had been violated by a banana- Larry walked in And asked Joe if the banana would now be banned from ever being sold online

[Wolfie2012]

Wow, that is some story! heh. Let's continue.....

. Joe said, "Nope!

[thor]

He loved bananas