Names with other meanings

[Defman]

First off, this could get outta hand so let's keep it G rated please... Here's some "names" with other meanings that I've always giggled internally about. Please add yours..

Amanda Huggenkiss (my personal favorite)
Jacques Strap
Justin Case
Polly Propoleen
Polly Styreen
Ollie Tabooger

[WV Diver]

Willow Bay
Ben Dover

[Formerly 45yroldNewbie]

Phil Mckrackin

Jim Shoe

Lou Kemia

Al Bino

Harry Butz (actual name of a friends dad)

Seymour Butz

[Bert]

What about my favorite book "The Outhousr Blues"
Written by Willie Makeit
Illistrated By Betty Wont

[Flatliner]

There was a girl a few grades ahead of me named Crystal Shanda Lear

[navyhmc]

Juan hanglow

If I am remembering right Jim Lear of Lear Jet fame named his daughters Christa and Shanda Lear. Same girl Flatliner?

[IrishSquid]

Honest to God, I know a man named Harry Dick, with a sister named Anieda.

[DollFin]

A company I used to work for many years ago used to do business with a guy who's name was, no joke, Dick Liss. His business card actually said Richard "Dick" Liss. Now, why on Earth would anyone, having other perfectly good nicknames for Richard available to him, deliberately refer to himself as Dick Liss?
The best part was when we had a new person answering the phones - "Good afternoon, Totallymadeupcompanyname, may I help you?" Pause... "Just a moment please." Pause... HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER, "You guys aren't believe the name of this guy I have on the phone!!".
Another rep, "Oh, must be Dick Liss calling again!"

[Matt P]

Ahh..one of my favorite subjects! I'm a software engineer & constantly have to make up fake test data for systems. My favorite name:

Patty O'Furniture...

True story: my company just hired a new guy, his honest to goodness real name is Jim Dandy

[FOUNDATIONER]

Don't forget Dora Jar and Jim Nasium