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Old 12-19-2007, 02:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Granted but all they have in stock is cheap chineese ripoff gear

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Granted, but your name is Sonny Bono

I wish I could land a leading roll in a major motion picture.
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Old 12-19-2007, 02:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Granted, the movie is Dumbo!

I wish my wife looked like Terri Hatcher.

BTW, the Sonny Bono line was really funny.
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Old 12-19-2007, 02:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Granted, but your wife already looks better!

I wish I owned a luxury yacht
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Granted, it's a re-make of Mickey and Maude with a full nude sex scene with a 90 year old woman.

I wish I could make money playing jazz music on my guitar.
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Old 12-19-2007, 02:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Granted, but you have to do it naked in an all male strip club, in a retirement community.

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Granted but all you can get to read are childrens books

I wish my wife would love to scuba dive with me.
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Granted!! But your a bartender at the all nude gay mens resort in Jamacia!

I wish I had 1,000 more wishes.............
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Granted!! But she is really good and now your friends laugh at you....and dive with her.

I wish I could breath under water.........
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Old 12-19-2007, 03:07 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Granted, but you have no arms or legs....and live in the desert!

I wish my kids would listen to me!
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Granted BUT they STILL don't DO what you say...
I wish I owned a dive shop in Palau.
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