Corrupt a wish game

[unclepooty]

don't mean to highjack, but that sonny bono line should be given it's props. well done doll!

[Illini_Fan]

Originally Posted by Flatliner

Granted BUT they STILL don't DO what you say...
I wish I owned a dive shop in Palau.

Granted, but you are an absentee owner and the shop losses money every month.

I wish I could teleport myself to all the great dive spots and dive them.

[Goober]

Granted, but you always show up missing an appendage that got all jummbled up.

I wish I had a fifty pound bag of fifty dollar bills.

[Navy OnStar]

Granted, but they have been put through a shredder!

I wish for my own private island surrounded by coral reef that I can dive everyday with the best scuba gear and free fills.

[BSea]

Originally Posted by Navy OnStar

Granted, but they have been put through a shredder!

I wish for my own private island surrounded by coral reef that I can dive everyday with the best scuba gear and free fills.

Granted but your gear is all on the island, and your stuck in a trurkish prison.

[Goober]

[Goober]

Originally Posted by BSea

Granted but your gear is all on the island, and your stuck in a trurkish prison.

So is BSea the often imitated but never duplicated Geni of the lamp, totally incapable of making a wish for himself? PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER....itty bitty living space?

[Goober]

Originally Posted by DevilDiver

I wish to have a photographic memory

Last edited by Navy OnStar : Today at 01:39 PM.

Granted!! But your a bartender at the all nude gay mens resort in Jamacia!

I wish I had 1,000 more wishes.............

Granted, yet now you are incapable of thinking for yourself

[Shortyman801]

This is my completely loop-hole proof wish. I made this up a couple months ago for a psychoanalysis test on a different thread.

If I had 3 wishes from a genie I would wish for:

1.Wish for the most scrutinizing, downright low, dirty, hard working, and team of human lawyers, paralegals, and litigators that would get along with one another and not disagree on every decision that must be made; this team would go over all of my wishes and close any loopholes and loose ends I may have left. Preferably my lawyers would be experienced, and must never make mistakes. They must stay after the Genie is gone. These lawyers must never sign with anyone else, and can not help anyone in any legal situation except me. The decisions they make must be passed by me, no exceptions. These lawyers would have an office in my house, which they would always be in unless escorted by me. This team would never be prone to any illness or otherwise health afflicting anything. They would supervise every legal case I went into, and would always come out of these cases as the victor. These people are immune to lie detectors of any kind. They must speak English, and any other language that may be useful, especially Yiddish.

2.Wish for 1 septillion that is (700 million billion) American dollars, that are completely legal and will not be treated as counterfeit by the government or law officials. Also a team to guard the money, and me. The money must stay when the Genie is gone, along with the guards. This money will be deposited into my bank account by the genie under a pseudonym that my team of lawyers will come up with (must comply with wish #3). This money shall contain no poisonous materials, and my health will not be affected in any way. Also this money will be no part anyone else's, and no one will be able to manipulate, spend, wither away, inflate, or otherwise dwindle it; aside from me.

3. A good alibi that everyone will believe, and that no one, not even my own lawyers; or any other team of lawyers or private investigators will doubt.

[Goober]

1 st granted, yet sadly they all died in an unexpected car crash on the way back from a night of drinking with you at the "gentlemens club" last night.

2nd and 3rd wish, the money never did effect your health. Unfortunately you were in the car as well, pronounced DOA at the hospital, that Semi truck," pret near took yer head clean off ".

4....your alibi, solid as a rock, everyone saw you at the club, bartender confirmed you were "tanked" and the traffic cam recorded you in the drivers seat as you passed through the intersection where the accident occured.

I just wish for everyone to have a marvelous holiday.