Corrupt a wish game

[scubaculture]

The purpose is to make a wish, but have the next poster grant it, but corrupt it (eg. poster1: I wish my feet had jet engines in them, poster2: granted, but you can't turn them off). He in turn must make a new wish.

I'll start:

I wish I had a rebreather

[MSilvia]

Okay, but you won't be able to get any sorb for it.

I wish I was independantly middle-classed, so I could pay all my bills without having to go to work.

[Matt P]

Granted...but your middle class neighborhood is in the fine suburbs of Willow, Alaska currently a balmy -22 F.

I wish I owned a successful dive operation in the virgin islands

[scubaculture]

Granted but the island is going to be hit by a hurricane and declared a disaster zone

I wish I had a car that ran on water

[RoadRacer1978]

Granted, but it only goes 1 mile for every 200 gallons of water.

I wish It was always good wetsuit diving weather.

[scubaculture]

Granted but there are no good sites withing 1000 miles of you

I wish I saw a shark on every dive

[Navy OnStar]

Granted, the shark is Vito the "loan-shark" who is your dive buddy.....and you owe him money!

I wish I was never tired during the day!

[scubaculture]

Granted but you work night shift

I wish water tasted like coca cola

[DollFin]

Granted, but it also LOOKS like Coca Cola

I wish I had a $5000 gift certificate for ST!

[scubaculture]

Granted but all they have in stock is cheap chineese ripoff gear

I wish I knew how to ski