Scuba Toys is putting stress on my marriage

[scubafreak]

Well, I keep on reading all these wonderful stories of how ST is going beyond the normal levels of customer service and bringing so many smiles to the faces of happy divers in the USA.

The issue I have is that I want to be there to share this. I mentioned to my wife that I think it is time to pack up our belongings and move to the other side of the planet and settle in Dallas. When I gave her my reasons she did not seem as happy as I thought she would

ScubaToys, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE open up a store in Melbourne Australia. It will really help me with my marriage

[Vercingetorix]

ScubaFreak,

By boss is an Aussie (lived here 20 years); became an American citizen in May. Just tell the wife that after long consideration, your blood runs red, white and blue.

Wait a few months. After she finalizes the divorce, you're free to emigrate.


And when you come here, bring the REAL Fosters, not that crap that's made in Canada.

[scubafreak]

The biggest problem with the divorce issue is that she will land up with half my dive gear

[greyzen]

Originally Posted by Vercingetorix

ScubaFreak,

Wait a few months. After she finalizes the divorce, you're free to emigrate.

Well, all I can add is talk to Larry about a job before you hope in the ocean and swim over

[Vercingetorix]

Originally Posted by scubafreak

The biggest problem with the divorce issue is that she will land up with half my dive gear

Is she a diver?

If so, buy her some gear. When you share the gear, she gets hers and you get yours (boy, do you get yours!!!) Or, when you get here, buy new from ScubaToys.

Originally Posted by greyzen

Well, all I can add is talk to Larry about a job before you hope in the ocean and swim over

Good thinking. Plan ahead.

[scubafreak]

I make my wife sound like a monster but she is actually the most amazing woman. She is not a diver but she encourages me to dive as she says I deserve time out to enjoy myself.

I am actually surprised she puts up with me and my hobbies as I am a complete toy addict. I am so addicted to diving that it is all I talk about and she just listens and laughs at me when I come home from dive and spend the next 2 hours washing my gear.

All jokes aside, ST PLEASE open a store in Aussie - Thanks

[PlatypusMan]

Originally Posted by scubafreak

All jokes aside, ST PLEASE open a store in Aussie - Thanks

Hey Larry?

If you're going to need a managing Director for that Aussie store give me a shout, eh?

[scubafreak]

Originally Posted by PlatypusMan

Hey Larry?

If you're going to need a managing Director for that Aussie store give me a shout, eh?

Hey PlatypusMan

That position is part of my plan, but you can come over and work as a gear tester on the dive boat if you want

[greyzen]

Larry, I would like to announce that I've been in sales and management for some top companies... give me a shout, I'd love to be a roaming rep for ya'll (specially in aussie )

[FyVe]

Originally Posted by scubafreak

The biggest problem with the divorce issue is that she will land up with half my dive gear

"sell it" to a buddy, after the divorce he can give you a gift if you know what im saying.