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View Poll Results: Lost Bikini Top
Hold it up as a trophy for all to see. 17 14.78%
Let it float by and let nature take its course. 10 8.70%
Walk the beach screaming, " look what I found, look what I found". 4 3.48%
Try and unite the top with its owner in hopes of seeing, well, you know what you would hope to see. 88 76.52%
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Old 09-22-2008, 07:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Lost Bikini Top

Suppose you were making your exit from a beach dive and you spotted a lost bikini top. What is the man thing to do?
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I haven't taken the PADI Search & Rescue course yet... but if this is one of the skills required then I'm going to my LDS to sign up today!!!
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:11 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I say that it'd be a combined Search & Recovery and UW Photographer project.
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Old 09-22-2008, 12:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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^ I'm with him.

Put the top in my pocket, and look for the matching bottoms.
If she's cute, get her to buy me dinner for reuniting her with her lost boobiehuggers.
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Exit the water immediately and look for woman wrapped in a towel. Offer said woman a ride to the nearest surf shop to purchase her a new bikini top. While en route to surf shop, insist on stopping in at the local bar for some "relief from the heat" and proceed to order shots...

That's where I'd start.
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Grid search.
Yup... Grid search...
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Exit the water immediately and look for woman wrapped in a towel. Offer said woman a ride to the nearest surf shop to purchase her a new bikini top. While en route to surf shop, insist on stopping in at the local bar for some "relief from the heat" and proceed to order shots...

That's where I'd start.
yea, those shots will help a woman out just right lol
so i agree, ur a smart man lmao
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As a gentlemen, it's your duty to retrieve it and return it to its rightful owner. Depending on the top, involve your buddies in the search for the owner.
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It all depends on the cup size of the top. Here's aquick timing chart:

D+ - Find that woman ASAP
C - Search for up to 60 mins
B - Search for 20 mins
A - Search for 2 mins

If you establish that the wearer is underage, drop it and run like hell...
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