Nine Words Women Use

[DMWiz]

Not only is the world our toilet, but we don't put the sit down after we're done either! =)

[mm_dm]

Originally Posted by Diver Kat

the DH uses the 'Whatever' ALL THE TIME! (I wonder what that means!)

It just means "whatever"...remember, we're guys, simple and predictable. Really the only time we get complicated is when we'd rather be someplace else.

Face it guys- if you're arguing with a woman 1) anything you say can and will be used against you at some point in time and 2) ANYTHING she says can be signaling your impending doom. Like Clint Eastwood said in Unforgiven, "we all got it coming, kid".

[gNats]

Originally Posted by Splitlip

Uh..Kat and Nat..
This is the Man Laws Forum. Hello.....

Exactly Splitlip... Are you lost? You always seem to spend so much time in the womens' forum... talking about shoes no less.

[Vercingetorix]

Originally Posted by Splitlip

Uh..Kat and Nat..
This is the Man Laws Forum. Hello.....

Originally Posted by gNats

Exactly Splitlip... Are you lost? You always seem to spend so much time in the womens' forum... talking about shoes no less.

Cold....that is just COLD....

Originally Posted by Splitlip

Lulu? Oh, Xena and Herc. Right. I get it now.

And...SplitLip. in your avatar, is Herc about to grab Xena's right...uh...upper torso region? If so, he's gonna lose that hand.

[gNats]

Vercingetorix - I love your avatar. Nothing can make puppy dog eyes like a beagle!

[Vercingetorix]

Originally Posted by gNats

Vercingetorix - I love your avatar. Nothing can make puppy dog eyes like a beagle!

Thanks.

My strategy is no matter what stupid or idiotic thing I say on the forum, before somebody slams me, they'll look at my puppy eyes, and all is forgiven. This has worked on my wife for 17 years (shhhh...don't tell her it's all a clever ploy)

Besides, I don't need to bolster my manhood by catering to my insecurities with a mythic hero and his "girlfriend" warrior princess.<LOL>

[Lulubelle]

Originally Posted by Vercingetorix

And...SplitLip. in your avatar, is Herc about to grab Xena's right...uh...upper torso region? If so, he's gonna lose that hand.

Hand, you think I will waste my kickboxing moves on a HAND?

Originally Posted by Vercingetorix

Besides, I don't need to bolster my manhood by catering to my insecurities with a mythic hero and his "girlfriend" warrior princess.<LOL>

Low blow Rick, low blow...girls, if they are starting to turn on their "own", maybe our work here is done?

[Vercingetorix]

Originally Posted by Lulubelle

Low blow Rick, low blow...girls, if they are starting to turn on their "own", maybe our work here is done?

Tim...our secret strategy is working. Soon, we'll be able to fart and belch at will here.

[Skred]

Originally Posted by Vercingetorix

Tim...our secret strategy is working. Soon, we'll be able to fart and belch at will here.

We were supposed to be holding back, then?

[Diver Kat]

Originally Posted by Lulubelle

Hand, you think I will waste my kickboxing moves on a HAND?

They'll be wrapping what's left of him in those lovely purple drapes and shipping him to Vercingetorix to put back together!!