Scuba Forum - Scuba Diving Forums and Discussion Board   Visit our ScubaToys.com Site!
Or Search ScubaToys.com for Gear!
 
Use the Search in the Navbar to search the forum.

Forum Photo Gallery Get Your Scuba Gear Here Scuba Classes & Diver Training Store Cam Scuba Videos
Go Back   Scuba Forum - Scuba Diving Forums and Discussion Board > Community > Man Laws Forum
Register FAQLive Chat Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Man Laws Forum Men don't have issues... we have man laws!

Welcome to the Scuba Forum - Scuba Diving Forums and Discussion Board.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.

Nine Words Women Use

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-16-2009, 01:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
Splitlip
Grand Master Spammer
Founding Member
 
Splitlip's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 07/09/2007
Posts: 6,002

Profile Info
 
Location:
Jupiter
Dives Logged: 500-1000
Now,now...
You underestimate me. I can beat up any girl out there. I was taught to never lift a hand to woman however.

I can proove it too. I also have studied kick boxing and karate. During a sparring sesion, my Sensei (sp?) partnered me with a girl in her late teens. I never laid a hand on her and she won the match with a TKO.

My brother has video somewhere.
__________________
Tim My opinion is not stated as fact or implied knowledge. No injury or slight is intended.
Splitlip is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2009, 01:34 PM   #22 (permalink)
cowgirldiver
Grouper
 
cowgirldiver's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 05/15/2008
Posts: 551

Profile Info
 
Location:
Stillwater, OK
Dives Logged: 101-500
My Photos: 1 Images
Quote:
Originally Posted by Splitlip View Post
Now,now...
You underestimate me. I can beat up any girl out there. I was taught to never lift a hand to woman however.

I can proove it too. I also have studied kick boxing and karate. During a sparring sesion, my Sensei (sp?) partnered me with a girl in her late teens. I never laid a hand on her and she won the match with a TKO.

My brother has video somewhere.
Okay, you can beat up any girl out there and yet a teenage girl knocked you out......
cowgirldiver is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2009, 02:00 PM   #23 (permalink)
Splitlip
Grand Master Spammer
Founding Member
 
Splitlip's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 07/09/2007
Posts: 6,002

Profile Info
 
Location:
Jupiter
Dives Logged: 500-1000
Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirldiver View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Splitlip View Post
Now,now...
You underestimate me. I can beat up any girl out there. I was taught to never lift a hand to woman however.

I can proove it too. I also have studied kick boxing and karate. During a sparring sesion, my Sensei (sp?) partnered me with a girl in her late teens. I never laid a hand on her and she won the match with a TKO.

My brother has video somewhere.
Okay, you can beat up any girl out there and yet a teenage girl knocked you out......
I never laid a hand on her. I was floating like a butterfly in the ring though. She was in her late teens. And very wirey. And fast. And strong. And only a couple inches shorter than me. When her kicks did not connect to my head, the grit from the mat would come off her feet and sting my face.

I was pretty foolish for thinking I needed to take it easy on her. We were not wearing head or torso protection although we were wearing chops and kicks. By the time I realized what I was up against, she landed a roundhouse that rang my bell.
__________________
Tim My opinion is not stated as fact or implied knowledge. No injury or slight is intended.
Splitlip is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2009, 02:14 PM   #24 (permalink)
cowgirldiver
Grouper
 
cowgirldiver's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 05/15/2008
Posts: 551

Profile Info
 
Location:
Stillwater, OK
Dives Logged: 101-500
My Photos: 1 Images
I look forward to the video!!!
cowgirldiver is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2009, 02:22 PM   #25 (permalink)
Diver Kat
Barracuda
 
Diver Kat's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 12/02/2007
Posts: 1,551

Profile Info
 
Location:
Cedar Park, Texas
Dives Logged: 101-500
Quote:
Originally Posted by Splitlip View Post
Now,now...
You underestimate me. I can beat up any girl out there. I was taught to never lift a hand to woman however.

I can proove it too. I also have studied kick boxing and karate. During a sparring sesion, my Sensei (sp?) partnered me with a girl in her late teens. I never laid a hand on her and she won the match with a TKO.

My brother has video somewhere.
Hmmmm .....

#1 - have you seen Lullubelle's boots???

#2 -


__________________
COZ - Mar 7-16, '10 ~ COZ - Jun 4-12, '10!!
Diver Kat is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2009, 02:43 PM   #26 (permalink)
Splitlip
Grand Master Spammer
Founding Member
 
Splitlip's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 07/09/2007
Posts: 6,002

Profile Info
 
Location:
Jupiter
Dives Logged: 500-1000
In the video you will clearly see that I could have taken her, however 25 years of being taught to respect woman, kept me from striking her. Instead I serpentined around the ring while maintaining a defensive posture.

Oh, BTW, in the avatar, Herc has REMOVED his hand. That is why Xena is smiling and pulling him closer.
__________________
Tim My opinion is not stated as fact or implied knowledge. No injury or slight is intended.
Splitlip is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2009, 02:57 PM   #27 (permalink)
Diver Kat
Barracuda
 
Diver Kat's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 12/02/2007
Posts: 1,551

Profile Info
 
Location:
Cedar Park, Texas
Dives Logged: 101-500
Quote:
Originally Posted by Splitlip View Post
Oh, BTW, in the avatar, Herc has REMOVED his hand. That is why Xena is smiling and pulling him closer.
Looks like a headlock to me .... next he'll be flipped and lying on the floor gasping like an out of water fish! Go Lulubelle!!!
__________________
COZ - Mar 7-16, '10 ~ COZ - Jun 4-12, '10!!
Diver Kat is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2009, 03:12 PM   #28 (permalink)
Splitlip
Grand Master Spammer
Founding Member
 
Splitlip's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 07/09/2007
Posts: 6,002

Profile Info
 
Location:
Jupiter
Dives Logged: 500-1000
LOL. You are one of those people who see the glass as half empty I bet.
__________________
Tim My opinion is not stated as fact or implied knowledge. No injury or slight is intended.
Splitlip is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2009, 03:19 PM   #29 (permalink)
cowgirldiver
Grouper
 
cowgirldiver's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 05/15/2008
Posts: 551

Profile Info
 
Location:
Stillwater, OK
Dives Logged: 101-500
My Photos: 1 Images
"Oh, BTW, in the avatar, Herc has REMOVED his hand. That is why Xena is smiling and pulling him closer."

Whatever.
cowgirldiver is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2009, 03:21 PM   #30 (permalink)
Splitlip
Grand Master Spammer
Founding Member
 
Splitlip's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 07/09/2007
Posts: 6,002

Profile Info
 
Location:
Jupiter
Dives Logged: 500-1000
Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirldiver View Post
"Oh, BTW, in the avatar, Herc has REMOVED his hand. That is why Xena is smiling and pulling him closer."

Whatever.
She wants him to put it back.
__________________
Tim My opinion is not stated as fact or implied knowledge. No injury or slight is intended.
Splitlip is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Go Back   Scuba Forum - Scuba Diving Forums and Discussion Board > Community > Man Laws Forum

Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Your 3 Words Vercingetorix Fun and Games! 25 02-04-2009 03:30 PM
Words can't describe Taigin Surface Interval 14 02-07-2008 08:14 PM
Nine Words Women Use missnumnutz Womens Issues 8 11-30-2007 05:53 PM
What some words really mean divingmedic Man Laws Forum 2 11-03-2007 09:35 AM
The 9 words....... Cheddarchick Womens Issues 17 10-31-2007 09:24 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:24 PM.


Powered by vBulletin 3.6.72010 Copyright 2000-2007 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Copyright ©2000-2008, ScubaToys Enterprises LLC
Site Maintained and Secured by Clan Solutions®, LLC.

Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.0.0

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181