Eight Words With Two Meanings

[james.earnhardt]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good m ovie, concert, play o r book.
Male.... .. Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

[Harshal]

lol..............

[deepdiver47]

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

LMAO!

[chewyjr15]

where do you come up with this stuff. Too funny!

[james.earnhardt]

Actually this came from one of our Captains at work. We are a small fire department here in Greece, 6 on shift, and when you have spare time on your hands know telling what you come up with.

I will say the "Man Laws" apply here at work but when we go home the shoe is on the other foot. Also some of the above hold true, FLATULENCE, yeah this is a big one at work, entertainment at the most non stop! However go home and do it around the wife; not so funny especially the dutch oven deal, man I think that is hillarious but somehow she doesn't.

[Illini_Fan]

Well kudos to your Captain and thanks for posting -- these will be making the rounds via email very soon.

[DiverBob]

Those are very funny!!

[robanna]

lmao!

[94GTStang]

hahahaha

Good stuff

[deepdiver47]

I can see those women smiling now...you know who you are.