Scuba Forum - Scuba Diving Forums and Discussion Board   Visit our ScubaToys.com Site!
Or Search ScubaToys.com for Gear!
 
Use the Search in the Navbar to search the forum.

Forum Photo Gallery Get Your Scuba Gear Here Scuba Classes & Diver Training Store Cam Scuba Videos
Go Back   Scuba Forum - Scuba Diving Forums and Discussion Board > Community > Man Laws Forum
For Men Only .. Women Dont you Dare Read For Men Only .. Women Dont you Dare Read
Register FAQLive Chat Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Man Laws Forum Men don't have issues... we have man laws!

Welcome to the Scuba Forum - Scuba Diving Forums and Discussion Board.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.

For Men Only .. Women Dont you Dare Read

Reply
Page 1 of 9 1 23 > Last »
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-05-2009, 10:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
scubastud
Grouper
 
scubastud's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 09/02/2008
Posts: 521

Profile Info
 
Location:
Litchfield Park AZ
Age: 52
Dives Logged: 25-50
My Photos: 5 Images
Send a message via Yahoo to scubastud
For Men Only .. Women Dont you Dare Read
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant

Ever wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retreiver

Why did the woman cross the road?
The real question is, why is the woman out of the kitchen?
scubastud is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2009, 12:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
Theepdinker
Guppy

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 08/22/2007
Posts: 122

Profile Info
 
Location:
Patterson, Ca.
Age: 50
Dives Logged: 101-500
Who says a Golden Retriever is smart?
The other ones are going to get you in Big trouble.

DK
Theepdinker is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2009, 12:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
Beefcake
Grouper
 
Beefcake's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 03/12/2009
Posts: 279

Profile Info
 
Location:
Portland, OR
Age: 39
Dives Logged: 0-24
Beefcake is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2009, 01:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
navyhmc
Grand Master Spammer
 
navyhmc's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 11/12/2007
Posts: 5,311

Profile Info
 
Location:
Wichita, KS
Age: 48
Dives Logged: 1000 +
OooH Man! Duck and Cover there scubastud...incoming rounds headed your way! oh, and:
__________________
I have been to "The Doors", I have seen "The sign!"
GMS #4
navyhmc is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2009, 07:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
JCAT
Grouper
 
JCAT's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 08/06/2007
Posts: 633

Profile Info
 
Location:
South Carolina
Age: 46
Dives Logged: 51-100
My Photos: 111 Images
Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?
A. You don't need to, there's one on the stove.

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the sink.
JCAT is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2009, 07:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
IrishSquid
Grouper
 
IrishSquid's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 09/16/2007
Posts: 388

Profile Info
 
Location:
Chattanooga, Tn.
Dives Logged: No Info Given
Jeez dude, do you have a bulls-eye for a birthmark?
IrishSquid is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2009, 07:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
Skred
Grouper
 
Skred's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 07/11/2008
Posts: 410

Profile Info
 
Location:
Olathe, KS
Age: 49
Dives Logged: 101-500
My Photos: 1 Images
Scubastud and JCAT, I've got to give you both for taking a stand but I'm really wondering if you have a death wish what with Chuck Norris giving out Man Cards to chicks these days.

The world's just gone flippin nuts, I tell ya...
__________________
Dennis
Just participate...the world is being run by those who show up.
Skred is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2009, 07:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
gNats
Grouper
 
gNats's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 09/30/2008
Posts: 893

Profile Info
 
Location:
Harper Woods, MI
Age: 44
Dives Logged: 51-100
Send a message via MSN to gNats Send a message via Yahoo to gNats
Those were pretty funny.

And stop putting down Golden Retrievers.
__________________
No one has ever retold valiant stories of logic - for all good stories are driven by emotion and the spirit.
gNats is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2009, 08:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
Tully Mars
Grouper
 
Tully Mars's Avatar

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 02/16/2009
Posts: 292

Profile Info
 
Location:
Yucatan, Mexico
Dives Logged: 500-1000
My Photos: 14 Images
Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
__________________
People are always bitching about getting what they deserve... I think if they did they'd be greatly disappointed.
Tully Mars is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-05-2009, 10:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
awap
Barracuda
Founding Member

Forum Stats
 
Join Date: 07/10/2007
Posts: 1,043

Profile Info
 
Location:
Belton, TX
Age: 64
Dives Logged: 500-1000
Why does it take a man an average of 3 minutes to be satisfied, but it take a woman an average of 5 minutes?
\






Who care?
__________________
www.toothfairysecrets.com
awap is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Go Back   Scuba Forum - Scuba Diving Forums and Discussion Board > Community > Man Laws Forum
For Men Only .. Women Dont you Dare Read For Men Only .. Women Dont you Dare Read

Reply
Page 1 of 9 1 23 > Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Course for Men and Women dallasdivergirl Womens Issues 13 02-04-2009 12:36 PM
How Women Shower vs. Men (SFW) Vercingetorix Womens Issues 72 04-10-2008 07:40 PM
Women, don't look at this thread. Men Only... Doug B Man Laws Forum 39 03-15-2008 11:44 PM
Women Do It, Men Don't Vercingetorix Man Laws Forum 38 02-14-2008 11:15 PM
Men & Women Questions foo Site / Forum Specific 9 09-10-2007 12:28 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:05 PM.

Contact Us - Scuba Diving Forum and Board - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin 3.6.72009 Copyright 2000-2007 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Copyright ©2000-2008, ScubaToys Enterprises LLC
Site Maintained and Secured by Clan Solutions®, LLC.

Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.0.0

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172