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Old 08-24-2007, 03:55 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I was once asked if her jeans made her butt look big - My response was "No you're butt is making those jeans look big though"

Now this was early on in our relationship, and even though I went through about a week of hell, I've never had to answer that question again!!

By the way my wife is 5"1 and weighs 105lbs soaking wet, so neither her butt, nor her jeans look big, my whole point was that it was a silly question..She didn't think it was silly at the time..
You know the smartest thing I've ever done is tell my new to me 5 years ago GF that I would not answer that question in any form. I still don't, I just act like she never said anything and just smile. I told her that on our 3rd date. totally out of the blue...
best of luck with you who have to say something.
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Old 08-24-2007, 04:03 PM   #22 (permalink)
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My ex gf always used to try and wear outfits to impress me, but to be honest, there was something about her workout outfits that turned me on. The fact that she always wore a sports bra to bed probably had something to do with that.
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Sometimes things just don't look right.

A guy thinks clean shirt, clean pants/shorts and shoes bam! done.

I have to figure which shoes I need to wear in what color, will it be hot or cold, and how much skin can I/should I show.
Define "clean"? We have different levels of clean.
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Sometimes things just don't look right.

A guy thinks clean shirt, clean pants/shorts and shoes bam! done.
Define "clean"? We have different levels of clean.
For instance, turn the used underwear inside out...clean underwear!
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Hmm... my fiance is pretty quick about getting her outfits together. I just pick out which dive shirt or scrubs to wear for the day and I'm good to go
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it seems like it is built into their system to be 30 minutes behind on what time you tell them to get ready, i always tell them we are leaving an hour earlier and avoid the problem
plus men can get away with a tee and shorts, but women have to "think" about what they want to wear
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I usally tell my wife a FAKE time were leaving to go somewhere if we have to get dressed up so she is ready for the real time, guys take note it works like a charm. Just noticed your post above scubasamurai, you hit the nail right on the head.
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I usually tell my wife a FAKE time were leaving to go somewhere if we have to get dressed up so she is ready for the real time, guys take note it works like a charm. Just noticed your post above scubasamurai, you hit the nail right on the head.
Eventually, they catch on (the smart do at least). I've been married 14 years; she caught on long ago.
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Keep switching ho much time you fake. One time 30 min. extra next time 15 then 20 , 17, you get my drift. Keep her guessing!!!

"we have a meeting at 8:27, why 8:27, why not 8:30?"
"Because you will were here on time just to find out why 8:27"
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