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Old 09-05-2008, 10:19 AM   #41 (permalink)
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I was once asked if her jeans made her butt look big - My response was "No you're butt is making those jeans look big though"
At least you had the good sense not to tell her her butt made them look small!
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Don't you just utterly hate how woman can take for ever to get dressed. They try on 6 different outfits and ask us how they look if were not enthusiastic they go back and change even if we say it looked good all they say is it makes me look fat let me go and change!


I HATE IT!
What the heck are you complaining about, my man? You have a woman getting dressed/undressed multiple times... Bro, people pay good money for that kinda show!

Take advantage of the situation. Get you thread game on, go grab a beer, sit on the bed and enjoy the show. When she asks you if she looks fat, tell her "hell no, you look friggin' hot!". You may just get lucky.

Yeah chances are I'd bite... er.. ya know... might just make me start taking longer than my usual 10-15 min to get dressed lol.
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