Cringe!

[John Yaskowich]

Deckchair trapped testicles
A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.
Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.
But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

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[ScubaToys Larry]

So exactly how did the maintenance guys stop laughing long enough to cut him out?

[fire diver]

I've gone on a lot of wierd "help" calls, but never anything like that! I think I would rather sit there and starve instead of caling for someone to cut my boys free of a deck chair.

[mocepts]

Ha, ha. I would have tried just getting back in the water and hoping they shrink again. This reminds me of one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes, and one of my favorite Elaine quotes....

"

• • George: Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage?
  • Elaine: You mean like laundry?
  • Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
  • Elaine: It shrinks?!
  • Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
  • Elaine: Why does it shrink?
  • George: It just does.
  • Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

[Lulubelle]

Seems like a bucket or two of ice water might have been an easier solution.

[gee]

I will regret reading this thread as I will forever fear deck chairs!

[Diver Kat]

Originally Posted by Lulubelle

Seems like a bucket or two of ice water might have been an easier solution.

Smart woman!!!

[DevilDiver]

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

Note to self: Pay cell phone bill........

[John Yaskowich]

And for the rest of time, anytime a friend, prospective employer, girlfriend, etc googles his name, this will pop up. Andy Warhol ("15 mins of fame") did not count on the internet.

[Splitlip]

Originally Posted by John Yaskowich

Deckchair trapped testicles
A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.
Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.
But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

Ananova - Deckchair trapped testicles