Farting!!! Lol

[GONEHAWKN]

i find a good fart will make me laugh like hell. be it from me or anyone else. the ONLY time it is not funny is when it is YOU and you try to squeeze out a little popper and BOOM. suddenly your either prairie doggin' it or you make a load of trouser chilly in your pants. THEN it aint so funny. unless it is someone else. but that falls back on the equation of comedy, which is: (YOU+bad luck) - (ME) = COMEDY

[94GTStang]

hahahahaha

Always got to watch out for those wet ones. You make an accident in your pants and thought you would like to share?

[mwhities]

I hate when I'm in a meeting and I have to fart, so I crank my left butt cheek up and try to get a little *poot* out.. Ahh success! BUT, it stinks and everyone is looking around for the person that did it.

Michael

[cummings66]

I like to think I'm discrete, I try not to make much noise in public. If I'm by myself I let nature take it's course.

[Vercingetorix]

Fart when wife is in the room: 100 points
Wife looks at you with digust: 150 points
Fail to apologize for farting: 200 points when wife looks at you with disapproval

Laugh about the whole thing: priceless when wife admonishes yous

[chewyjr15]

i think every man enjoys a good fart but one must be careful not to make a mess in his pants

[JahJahwarrior]

What about farting in a wetsuit?


(underwater, not in the livingroom when the wife walks in.) (unless your house is flooded.)

[DivingsInMyBlood]

I have a guy i work with i swear something crawled up his butt and died he just doesnt stop letting them rip.

[94GTStang]

The crop duster is usually pretty effective in dispersing the aroma when at work

[kevinj1]

wetsuit--now that must be interesting.