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Old 08-26-2007, 09:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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...make her laugh.

Just yesterday, I had failed to perform some function at home. While I was out and about, she calls me on the cell and begins to start in. I started using humor to to turn it. After about a minute, she's laughing and tells me "You better be glad I'm laughing; otherwise, I'd be realy pissed."

DivingsInMyBlood is right; she's smart and knows what I'm doing. The girl's in love with me; so, I get away with stuff. I'm in love with her; so, she DEFINATELY gets away with far more.

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That's just wrong...funny, but wrong.
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Old 08-26-2007, 09:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Piss off the wife again.
I take her diving.
All is forgiven.
I got such a tough life.

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Old 08-27-2007, 07:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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The scenario: You just pissed off your wife/girlfriend/SO. It is your fault; there was no misunderstanding.

Complete this sentence: To get back on her good side I ______________

Explain as much or little as you need.
hmmm..... I knew there was a reason, I've opted to be single :-)
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Old 08-27-2007, 07:49 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I wait till the nuclear eruption is over, then take care of activities she normally is stuck doing with the kids (like running all over town for practice)

Or if I'm really in deep s__t, I make sure her computer is screwed up again and fix it for her when she asks....but that's just too sneaky.
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Old 08-27-2007, 07:56 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I stand in at 6foot and you could put an axe handle across my shoulders.
My wife is 5 foot 2 and weighs in at 85lbs.

What do you think I do when the old girl tells me off ............

Yep, I run!

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Old 08-27-2007, 09:08 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Flowers, say sorry, sit and talk with her....

Damn... if you listen carefully you can hear the whip cracking...
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hmmm..... I knew there was a reason, I've opted to be single
However, you DO DATE and, from time to time, have that Significant Other.

You cannot evade the question. Confession is good for the soul. Give it up, my man.

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I stand in at 6foot and you could put an axe handle across my shoulders.
My wife is 5 foot 2 and weighs in at 85lbs.
I don't know why, but i thought you were single, Kraks. So you ARE one of us.

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Damn... if you listen carefully you can hear the whip cracking...
You're into S&M? Or, did I misinterpret something
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Remind her of all her bonehead mistakes.
Of course that may start a new argument.
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I admit that I screwed up and apologize...

When that doesn't work.. I pout
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I stand in at 6foot and you could put an axe handle across my shoulders.
My wife is 5 foot 2 and weighs in at 85lbs.

What do you think I do when the old girl tells me off ............

Yep, I run!

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Man up nancy-boy!!!

Do what the rest of us REAL men do. Plant your feet. Set your jaw. Look her square in the eye.

And grovel for forgiveness.
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