When Is She Too Old To Be A Stripper?

[SEMO Scuba]

True strip club story.

One of my buddies was at a club getting a lap dance from a young pretty stripper. She asked him where he was from. He had on one of his company work shirts (he is the company owner) and points to the company name and emblem. The girl says to him "Oh you must be Cathy's dad." She had gone to high school with the guys daughter!!!!. He was quite embarrassed as well as feeling like a perv for having a girl his daughters age giving him a lap dance. I wish I could have seen the look on his face.

But back to the original question, as Ron White says "Once you've seen one woman necked, you want to see em all necked." I think the age thing has a lot to do with how old YOU are. As I have gotten older the women that I used to think were old, now look pretty good. You guys ever seen a really old guy at a club, like one that looks to be in his 80's. I have. So I guess you never get too old to want to look anyway.

[navyhmc]

Originally Posted by SEMO Scuba

True strip club story.

One of my buddies was at a club getting a lap dance from a young pretty stripper. She asked him where he was from. He had on one of his company work shirts (he is the company owner) and points to the company name and emblem. The girl says to him "Oh you must be Cathy's dad." She had gone to high school with the guys daughter!!!!. He was quite embarrassed as well as feeling like a perv for having a girl his daughters age giving him a lap dance. I wish I could have seen the look on his face.

But back to the original question, as Ron White says "Once you've seen one woman necked, you want to see em all necked." I think the age thing has a lot to do with how old YOU are. As I have gotten older the women that I used to think were old, now look pretty good. You guys ever seen a really old guy at a club, like one that looks to be in his 80's. I have. So I guess you never get too old to want to look anyway.

I wonder if he was more embarassed that it was a gal his daughters age or that the anonymity of the lap dance was gone.

I like Jeff Foxworthy's comment on what men are thinking: "I want a beer, I want to see somthing nekkid!" 80 year old man at a nursing home walking down the hall: "I want a beer, want to see something nekkid.....OH no! Not THAT!!!"

[divingmedic]

Originally Posted by scubastud

Actually it depends on the lighting in the club.

And how much you have had to drink!

There is a strip club in a city I worked in 3 years ago. There was a one arm stripper in there. Of course this was not a very nice strip club. Made lot's of shootings and stabbing there.

[rawalker]

How many drinks?
Under what lighting?
But mostly when it's obvious that gravity has taken it's toll on her body.

[scubastud]

Originally Posted by divingmedic

And how much you have had to drink!

There is a strip club in a city I worked in 3 years ago. There was a one arm stripper in there. Of course this was not a very nice strip club. Made lot's of shootings and stabbing there.

The one armned stripper couldn't get a job in vegas, guys would mistake her for a slot machine.

[Splitlip]

I met a blind prostitute in Vegas. You've got to hand it to her.

[Just Dave]

I've got two words from Okinawa: "Banana Show".
Anyone who has been, I don't have to explain. All others: No, I won't explain.
All you old GIs who remember going- It's still the same lady today.

[IrishSquid]

Originally Posted by scubastud

The one armned stripper couldn't get a job in vegas, guys would mistake her for a slot machine.

Originally Posted by Splitlip

I met a blind prostitute in Vegas. You've got to hand it to her.

This forum is always rockin'

[oddbod]

Originally Posted by Just Dave

I've got two words from Okinawa: "Banana Show".
Anyone who has been, I don't have to explain. All others: No, I won't explain.
All you old GIs who remember going- It's still the same lady today.

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[GFD113]

I agree, if theyre longer than her hair, time to hang up the garter.