When Is She Too Old To Be A Stripper?

[Beefcake]

Alright, the title of the other thread keeps making my mind wander. My home town, Portland, is nationally famous for two things: brew pubs and strip clubs. Anyway, I don't frequent the strip clubs much, but I will admit to having been dragged to a few of them over the years (seriously, I have never understood the point; if I was frustrated enough to want to pay to look at women, I would be twice as frustrated when it was time to go home alone again - just sayin').

So here's the scenario, the quality clubs generally have hot girls under 25; the mediocre clubs have average girls under 25 mixed with semi-hot 25-35 year-olds; and the rural strip clubs are usually the last stop before they are put out to pasture. So, how old is too old to be a stripper?

(By the way, I apologize in advance if this is deemed offensive. I thought it would be a lively topic for "man laws", but I'll understand if it is removed)

[johnyringo]

O.k. I'm trying to rack up some posts, so I'll bite.
That's a tough question and a fairly dangerous trap if I've ever seen one. I guess it would all depend on where your tastes run...How's that for a cowards way out?

[WaScubaDude]

Depends on how pretty the Cow Belle is. Definately don't want more Cow Belle in this case.

[emt]

To the question "how old is too old to be a stripper?"

I guess it would depend on how old is too old to be a patron at the establishment watching?

I plan on being a wild 70's guy when I reach that mark....

[scubastud]

Actually it depends on the lighting in the club.

[it_mike]

I think it really would depend on her. How well did/does she care for herself? Think about it...if you were going to pay to see women strip, would Demi Moore do?

[navyhmc]

I'll go out of my conservative character for a minute and say you're too old to be a stripper when instead of cheers, you hear retching!.

In EMS, I have the unenviable position of having been in every strip club in our county at least twice-some more than that. And what passes for "Hot" is definitely out of sync with what I would define it as. If you ever meet me, ask me about the one that made me all but run into the night screaming "My eyes, my eyes OMG, my eyes!!!!"

[Rileybri]

Originally Posted by johnyringo

O.k. I'm trying to rack up some posts, so I'll bite.
That's a tough question and a fairly dangerous trap if I've ever seen one. I guess it would all depend on where your tastes run...How's that for a cowards way out?

HA haha HA he said Rack in a stripper thread!

[DivingCRNA]

Wow. Once I had a daughter...... I was done with strip clubs.....

[jbarben1]

Too old = When the headlights become foglights!