I recommend cheating!

[unclepooty]

As you can tell from my profile, I'm 40 sumpthin', and been married for 20 sumpthin'. I've just started cheating, and can't say enough good things about it........I'm talking about reading glasses of course. The cheapo magnifiers you can get anywhere. At first I was takeing them on and off a lot, but with time they became more comfortable, and I kept them on more. I just went to answer nature's call, and realized I still had them on when I looked down to adjust aim.......HEY NOW! I'm gonna stop and get my wife a pair on the way home

[Flatliner]

Somehow that is just wrong...

[bigman241]

That just ant right. you know the make a pump like thing. Never tried it but it might help. And ofcoarse there are all those new pills.

[navyhmc]

I have three rules of life (ask any of my explorers!)

1. If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong!!!

2. If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin' (If you get caught, you didn't try hard enough!)

3. In most cases, it's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission-knowing when to do so is the tricky part.

[Coastie6]

Got a few years on ya, but understand fully. Had a serious discussion with the optometrist regarding the dreaded "bifungles" said no way, wasn't willing to go there yet. Opted to cheat too, $6.00 at Wally World. Who'd a known it would be so cheap and easy, should have done it long ago! Yep, need to get a pair for the wife too, amazin how they can change "perspective".

[loadcp]

I laughed.

[it_mike]

Originally Posted by Coastie6

Yep, need to get a pair for the wife too, amazin how they can change "perspective".

So, what is it you'd like her to perceive bigger?

[din]

Originally Posted by it_mike

So, what is it you'd like her to perceive bigger?

his heart, of course.

[IndyDiver]

When I was in college, I had a frat brother who had hung a mirror over his bed. Across the bottom of it, he had stenciled a message like they have on car side mirrors. It said, "WARNING: Objects in mirror are larger than they appear."

[divingmedic]

I did not mind going past the age of fourty, I did not mind when my hair started to turn gray and also turn loose. But it really made me feel old when I had to get my first pair of bi-focals.