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Old 08-20-2009, 10:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I came in for shift change the other morning and found my 350 lb, 6'6", Duramax driving LT watching the "Golden Girls"!!!! How do I approach this??
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ask him if the one of the ladies reminds him of a lost relative. If not, pull the card.
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Old 08-21-2009, 08:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Lifetime revocation of his man card...I think he gets the death sentence if he was getting turned on by any of them!
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Very Carefully. He may not be mentally stable. Avoid eye contact and step away very, very slowly.....pull the card when you get a safe distance.
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Old 08-21-2009, 09:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Very Carefully. He may not be mentally stable. Avoid eye contact and step away very, very slowly.....pull the card when you get a safe distance.
I think he has a thing for Bea Arthur
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Old 08-21-2009, 05:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Did he try to quickly change the channel as you walked in? If so, I'd say he's definitely trying to hide it, in which case a vote may need to be taken.
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I came in for shift change the other morning and found my 350 lb, 6'6", Duramax driving LT watching the "Golden Girls"!!!! How do I approach this??
Maybe he thought is said 'Golden Showers"?
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I came here to say what frogman911 said. Your buddy sounds big enough to use you to make a wish with you being the wishbone.

May want to leave it alone. Sometimes cowardice...I mean, caution,...is a virtue.
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