Man Laws

[IrishSquid]

Originally Posted by he3r0

real man do not make any lists, he memorize everything... if i remember correctly...

The fact of the matter is: There is no list. Real men do what they want, to hell with a list, that's for women!

[navyhmc]

Leave itto Irishsquid to add order and substance to the fray...Are you sure you're Irish????

[GFD113]

Dont think of it as a list, think of it as SOP's and SOG's. They too, can be changed when needed.

[loadcp]

Men are encouraged not to speak to one another while at the urinal or toilet. They are forbidden to speak to each other while on different devices (ie No man using a urinal should ever speak to a man sitting on the pot unless life, limb or vision are in jeopardy. In such cases think before you act. If you are going to die anyway then why talk about it). Women do not understand this.

[GFD113]

Originally Posted by loadcp

Men are encouraged not to speak to one another while at the urinal or toilet. They are forbidden to speak to each other while on different devices (ie No man using a urinal should ever speak to a man sitting on the pot unless life, limb or vision are in jeopardy. In such cases think before you act. If you are going to die anyway then why talk about it). Women do not understand this.

What about battles%#ts?

[loadcp]

If you choose to engage in this activity...you must keep your head looking at the door (or in a direction away from the other battle$h!tter(s). Should you need to communicate a hit you should speak at the wall/door. At no point will you use the others name because doing so would be a violation of the law. You can speak "at" the wall...but not "to" the man. This game is generally not advised.

[GFD113]

Originally Posted by loadcp

If you choose to engage in this activity...you must keep your head looking at the door (or in a direction away from the other battle$h!tter(s). Should you need to communicate a hit you should speak at the wall/door. At no point will you use the others name because doing so would be a violation of the law. You can speak "at" the wall...but not "to" the man. This game is generally not advised.

But I just got my gal bladder out, which means im authorized to use nuclear weapons

[GFD113]

Originally Posted by GFD113

But I just got my gal bladder out, which means im authorized to use nuclear weapons

ok that was a lil bit out there even for me

[divingmedic]

Originally Posted by snagel

So my receptionist asks me one day, "Where can I go to find out all the Man Laws"? My response is that they are not written down, a real man just knows them. For example, Man Law 13 - No 2 men can go grocery shopping together or Man Law 7 - No matter what, once a female points to a parking spot, you cannot park there.

This got me thinking, why are they not written down? What do you think, can we generate a list?

Snagel

Unless it is a beer/chip&dip run. One gets the beer, the other chips/dip and minimize the time spent there.

[he3r0]

Originally Posted by divingmedic

Unless it is a beer/chip&dip run. One gets the beer, the other chips/dip and minimize the time spent there.

agree!