Chuck Norris

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Originally Posted by Tableleg

You guys don't know Jack very well: Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. You're talking about the guy who, If were president, he would protect the secret service instead of the other way around. You can't just kick that in the head and win.

Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes. I'd like to see Norris try that!

chuck wouldn't be interrogated unless he wanted to be.

[Charlotte Smith]

Now now...I like Segal!

[torrey]

Originally Posted by Charlotte Smith

Now now...I like Segal!

Segal couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag without a sock and a pool ball!

[Charlotte Smith]

Originally Posted by torrey

Segal couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag without a sock and a pool ball!

Maybe not but he would look good doing it!

[danielh03]

Originally Posted by Charlotte Smith

Maybe not but he would look good doing it!

I dont know, have you seen him here lately? Really let himself go!

[danielh03]

I saw a shirt the other day, I think it was at spencers gifts in the mall, had something to the effect "Chucks not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck!"

[TxScubaBear]

Only Spencers would come up with something like that! (my kids favorite hangout is Spencers)

[Tableleg]

lol TxScubaBear, I hope your kids are over the age of 16.... It drives me nuts whenever I go to Spencers and there are parents allowing their little kids to run around in there.

Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.

I have much respect for Segal because of his martial arts ability. Off screen, hes like a 3rd dan black belt in Aikido, the same budo I practice. And that's the great thing about Aikido, even fat guys can do it.

[Charlotte Smith]

Originally Posted by danielh03

I dont know, have you seen him here lately? Really let himself go!

Nope...just in old movies.....

[Bigg_Budd]

Segal was the real deal, and in his hay-day I'd take him over anyone. Especially that little nancy Jean Claude Van DamnIbrokeanail.

Segal may be washed up, dried out, and a little tubby today. However, I still wouldn't f*ck with him. That dude is still bad to the bone.But Chuck Norris would clean the floor with his tubby a$$.