Chuck Norris

[Bigg_Budd]

This has been a favorite site of mine for some time, and given the forum, I had to post a link here: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

My personal favorite - Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[gtjason2000]

I am sure we could come up with some related to diving.

Chuck Norris doesn't need scuba gear, he just holds his breath for hours at a time.

[gtjason2000]

Chuck Norris doesn't need fins, he just round house kicks his way through the water.

[creggur]

Did you hear about the great white that died from a Chuck Norris attack?

Chuck Norris doesn't need to decompress, the nitrogen is scared out.

Chuck Norris never has to fire his spear gun, the fish just impale themselves on it.

[Manny-R]

greatest one of all time IMO:

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

[DivingsInMyBlood]

Originally Posted by creggur

Did you hear about the great white that died from a Chuck Norris attack?

Chuck Norris doesn't need to decompress, the nitrogen is scared out.

Chuck Norris never has to fire his spear gun, the fish just impale themselves on it.

love it.

Chuck Norris is quite the hero on our construction sites, the insides of the porta loo's are like a bible to Chuck Norris.

My fav one is:
Before the boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

this ones also a winner:
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

[Tableleg]

We fans the TV show 24 have started doing lists like this for Jack Bauer such as:

When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
or
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

And my personal favorite that I use on occation:

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

[mike_s]

you need one of these shirts.

[Bigg_Budd]

Chuck Norris would kick Jack Bauer's hiney.

"Behind every good man, there is a good woman. Behind every dead man, there's Chuck Norris..."

[Tableleg]

Not according to www.jackvschuck.com:

http://www.jackvschuck.com/jvc.html