An Old Flame Called

[Formerly 45yroldNewbie]

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy
together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit
older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I
don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of
muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I
am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that
tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still
be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to screw off.

[Tableleg]

Dang man. That was cold...

[loudgonzo]

that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time, i had to forward it to my wife

[unclepooty]

Now THAT my friend is funny!

[JCAT]

You had me going for a second..too funny!

[creggur]

That was a good one!!!!!

[reservecops]

I'm admitting, right now, that I'm going to steal that and post it elsewhere. That's a great one!

[RoadRacer1978]

HA, Ha, Ha, didn't see that one coming.

[kyfriedchipper]

nice story - Tom Leykis would like this one

[JahJahwarrior]

Bravo! Resist the temptation! Only date sea nymphs!