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Old 10-28-2007, 05:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Men are more efficient

Suppose there was a complex project to perform. Men would divide it up into logical sub-tasks and delegate it out among several people. Thus the task would be completed quicker and the workload lighter on everyone involved. Women, on the other hand, would dump the entire project on one unfortunate worker who would have to simultaneously multitask on all the sub-tasks, not to mention burn out while working overtime to complete the project by deadline.

Need proof that this is true? Consider the following laws of nature:

1. Women expect one man to meet their every need.
2. Men expect every woman to meet their one need.

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Suppose there was a complex project to perform. Men would divide it up into logical sub-tasks and delegate it out among several people. Thus the task would be completed quicker and the workload lighter on everyone involved. Women, on the other hand, would dump the entire project on one unfortunate worker who would have to simultaneously multitask on all the sub-tasks, not to mention burn out while working overtime to complete the project by deadline.

Need proof that this is true? Consider the following laws of nature:

1. Women expect one man to meet their every need.
2. Men expect every woman to meet their one need.




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Ah, engineer humor!
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