Pick Up Lines Never to use..

[missnumnutz]

thought i might post this here for your amusement

> PICK UP LINES NEVER TO USE
>
>
>
> « Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
>
>
> « Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are
> special.
>
>
> « My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold
> it in.
>
>
> « Do you have a library card, 'cause I want to check
> you out.
>
>
> « Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see
> myself in them.
>
>
> « If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in
> your hole.
>
>
> « You might not be the best looking girl here, but
> beauty is only a light switch away.
>
>
> « Man - Fat Penguin!
Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
>
>
> « I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make
> your bed-rock.
>
>
> « I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I
> think he went into this cheap motel room.
>
>
> « Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
>
>
> « If you're going to regret this in the morning, we
> can sleep until the afternoon.
>
>
> « Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think
> of it my nuts tighten up
>
>
> « If you were a McDonald's burger, I would call you
> McBeautiful....
>
>
> « I know I can't have your virginity, but can I have
> the box it came in?

[marchand]

>
>
>«nice legs, when do they open?

[Soonerwink]

Now those are some bad pickup lines.

[Ohio_diver16]

This one was told to my by my girlfriend, "It's a shame you have to sit on something that nice." She laughed at him, I ended up dating her... HAHA!

[Bert]

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it aginst me???Please...
Are you tires cause you been running trough my mind all day

[Ohmdiver]

I'm casting a movie, can I get your legs a part?

[Bert]

the word of the day is legs why don't we goto your pace and spread the word

[Ohmdiver]

Hi, I'm a diver, would you like to go down?

[Formerly 45yroldNewbie]

If you don't sleep on your stomach, can I?

[navyhmc]

"Divers do it deeper, can I show you?"