T-Shirts and Bumper stickers

[John Yaskowich]

T-Shirts and Bumper stickers

These are some of my favorites:

- All my life I wanted to be someone - I guess I should have been more specific
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid once in a while, but some people abuse the privilege
- “Not a morning person” does not even BEGIN to cover it
- The border between reality and fantasy is not fixed. It just marks the last place rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill
- A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!
- Lord, Help me to give 100% to my work - 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
- Where did bigots get the idea that God is as small-minded as they are?
- Don’t think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a target rich environment
- The amount of sleep required by the average person is 10 minutes more
- I’m not afraid of the dark...It’s the stuff IN the dark I’m afraid of!
- “The early bird gets the worm” - I prefer to sleep late and get waffles!
- Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner
- Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 2006-1951
- You wouldn’t be so worried about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they actually do
- Sleep is an inadequate substitute for caffeine
- Limit politicians to two terms - one in office, one in jail
- We have gone from “Lean and Mean” to “Anorexic and Psychotic”
- You can’t achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
- The boss keeps forgetting he is just renting my time, not buying my soul
- The cause of most arguments is not that one can't see the other's point of view, it's that one doesn't see that there can be another point of view.
- Think carefully about what you want to accomplish today because you will be trading a day in your life for it.
- All right, who put the "Morning People" in charge?
- Drive no faster than your guardian angel can fly.
- All I want in life is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
- The trick is to get a strong grip on reality - AND THEN CHOKE IT TO DEATH.

[Goober]

-Heavily Medicated For Your Protection
-Sarcasim, It's Just One Of The Services I Offer

[Suther2136]

At the Hoston Marathon "My sport is other sport's punishment"

[Suther2136]

My daughter is a vegitarian my son's tee "For every animal you don't eat I'll eat three"

[Suther2136]

"Social engineering....because there is no patch for human stupidity"

[Suther2136]

And the ever popular "There are only 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those who don't.

[cow109]

"I can remember when sex was safe and scuba diving was dangerous."
"There will be plenty of time for sleep when you're dead."
"I'd rather have a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy." (WC Fields)

[Mtrewyn]

"Why do people with closed minds always open their mouthes?"
"O, Crap, Your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?"

[Bert]

Keep honking I'm reloading
Insured by Smith & Wesson
Driver carries $20.00 in Ammo
Driver has no cash he married
I suport the right to arm Bears
My Karma just ran over your dogma
Ever stop to think and forget to start?
If you can read this thank a teacher...If you can read this in english thank a VET

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[John Yaskowich]

And some more that I like:
- I have a problem with people who think their right to speak freely about being offended automatically translates into a right to be taken seriously.
- Programming is a race between programmers trying to make bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe trying to create bigger and better idiots.
- In the beginning there was nothing. And God said “Let there be light”. And there was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
- An employer once asked “What if I train my people and they leave?” and I answered “What if you don’t train them and they stay?”
- Kid, tell you dog this is a TARDIS, not a Way-Back Machine!
- Does the name “Pavlov” ring a bell?
- Oh dear, I think reality is on the blink again.
- I either want less corruption or more of a chance to participate.
- “Life’s too short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who’s got an idea how I ought to be!” -Calvin
- You’re twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core . . . I like that in a person.