As 2007 closes....

[robjoubert]

TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2007

Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2: In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today :- "Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow".

FInally, here's wishing you all a very merry festive season and a prosperous, happy and successful 2008. And may all your dives be long and enjoyable!!!

[Navy OnStar]

Had to share this at work.........Made my day.

[RoadRacer1978]

Those were good. Several had me laughing out loud.

[jpep]

Thanks for the laughs!

All the best wishes for a wonderful holiday and new year!

[ScubaJenn81]

Much apprechiated.

[Goober]

[teog]

Those are great. Humor in truth! I love it.

[Suther2136]

Too friggin funny, I laughed out loud!

[divingchef]

Bravo! Happy Holidays etc...