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    well said Comet. I've got more fins than Carter...

    well said Comet. I've got more fins than Carter has lift bags. After my accident I started using Atomic Smokes split fins. Awesome. But now, after 2 weeks in the hospital and $135,000 worth of...
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    I'm a palm beach drift diver. So the boat follows...

    I'm a palm beach drift diver. So the boat follows a float towed by somebody in the party. If I need to surface before the float diver, I shoot a fat 5 or 6 footer before I leave the bottom. Crew...
  3. Convince Asia Lionfish will make their dicks...

    Convince Asia Lionfish will make their dicks hard. Maybe then the will lay off shark finning and killing majestic animals to eat their penises.
  4. Good job Guys.

    Good job Guys.
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    You are my hero Pyrate. Hi Chief. Been a while....

    You are my hero Pyrate.
    Hi Chief. Been a while. Happy to see all you folks are still out there.
  6. Blue Heron Bridge Trolls - Page 218...

    Blue Heron Bridge Trolls - Page 218

    Lots more locals there. I thought I had seen you.
    It's a Sofla forum. I'm 15 minutes from you man.
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    My skull is really knarely. Can't do bald. That...

    My skull is really knarely. Can't do bald. That is part 2 of my insecurity. Even when I did the buzz cuts. I need a fuzzy do and or come over. But thanks.
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    Thank goodness my neighbor called to say she...

    Thank goodness my neighbor called to say she could do me tonight.

    She is a stylist and had her tools at home.

    I'm cursed with a wild head of hair that grows like crazy when it is warm and...
  9. Thread: Dual bladder

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    Oops. I did not realize this was the DIR forum.

    Oops. I did not realize this was the DIR forum.
  10. Thread: Dual bladder

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    Like. .

    Like. .
  11. I've seen this type of thing all too often. Diver...

    I've seen this type of thing all too often. Diver is over weighted so adds more air to his bcd which then picks him up like a puppet. I saw a pair roto tilling the reef, so overweighted that when...
  12. Thread: Dual bladder

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    Ooh. What you said. You're gonna die lol. One...

    Ooh. What you said. You're gonna die lol.
    One of the negatives the critics of dual bladder wings voice, is how do you know that the inflator hose of the second bladder is not inflating. Well how...
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    Ok. Been a number of years since I did this. Last...

    Ok. Been a number of years since I did this. Last time was when my buddy got married.
    All the groomsmen headed to the Dreher Park Zoo the night/morning after the bachelor party. The sprinklers were...
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    Actually, it was Sunday. Jupiter Ranks Among...

    Actually, it was Sunday.

    Jupiter Ranks Among "Happiest" Seaside Towns in America - West Palm Beach Real Estate | Examiner.com
  15. Doh! Never saw your post, Dan.

    Doh! Never saw your post, Dan.
  16. I think Dan got through to him. Not to give...

    I think Dan got through to him. Not to give proper instruction of course, but to educate him on the damage he's done.
    I'm happy to see Dan pop in here. He and his wife Sandra own South Florida Dive...
  17. This little haven for juvies can't survive what...

    This little haven for juvies can't survive what it has been subjected. Do a google. It's been published in Scubadiving magazine at least a dozen times. It is time for big brother to step in. We often...
  18. Lord, I managed to make it to 3 minutes for the...

    Lord, I managed to make it to 3 minutes for the first time. The guy is standing on the bottom looking at his console (at that location it might be 12 ft deep) like a pro. Then he leans into the soft...
  19. I warned you guys it would make you sick. When I...

    I warned you guys it would make you sick. When I first saw it my responses were essentially the Same as you guys. You fans know that the bottom at that location is a fragile Eco system. The J's will...
  20. I bet you anything it was not Dan. With all of...

    I bet you anything it was not Dan. With all of Dans posts on the subject, I am certain somebody would have posted incriminating video if he or she had it. In a post on scubaboard somebody got on his...
  21. Yet another article in Scubadiving Magazine....

    Yet another article in Scubadiving Magazine. Great for the chamber of commerce, but not so good for the site.

    | Scuba Diving Magazine

    I'm with Dan Volker in the hope of setting up a dedicated...
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    I saw an Atlantis pic Jet posted on FB. I was...

    I saw an Atlantis pic Jet posted on FB. I was wondering if you guys crashed.
    I'll tell you, I was there for a shore excursion while on a cruise. I paid big bucks to outfit me and my family with...
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    I'm happy because I appreciate the positive...

    I'm happy because I appreciate the positive thoughts from you guys on my Cuzzy's remission.

    Also happy to have taken my daughter and 10 of her friends to dinner on the water at Guanabanas for her...
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    My lovely 20 year old cousin and "twin sis" to my...

    My lovely 20 year old cousin and "twin sis" to my daughter ( they were born within 36 hrs of each other at the same birthing center) is cancer free as of like 4 hrs ago. She fought a horrific battle...
  25. Thread: Chuck Norris

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    Lol Guys.

    Lol Guys.
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