Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 13

Thread: Stupid Joke

  1. #1
    Grouper Founding Member
    Join Date
    07/16/2007
    Location
    Norman, OK
    Posts
    283

    Stupid Joke

    A penguin is driving through the desert when he has car trouble. He take the car to a mechanic in a small town. While the mechanic is checking things out, the penguin goes to the grocery store across the street. Since it's really hot, the penguin decides to dive into the ice cream cooler and spends the afternoon eating ice cream.

    When penguin returns to the garage, the mechanic comes out and tells the penguin, "It looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replied, "No way man, it's just ice cream on my face, I swear!".
    Never, ever add up the receipts from all your scuba purchases!! (That's for Joe and Larry to do )

  2. #2
    Barracuda
    Join Date
    08/20/2007
    Location
    SA TX
    Posts
    1,378
    I'm not sure which I liked better, the joke or your signature line. Good advice, don't add up the receipts
    NAUI Instructor, NAUI Trimix Diver

  3. #3
    Grouper
    Join Date
    02/22/2008
    Location
    Columbus, Ohio
    Posts
    273
    Quote Originally Posted by EuphoriaII View Post
    A penguin is driving through the desert when he has car trouble. He take the car to a mechanic in a small town. While the mechanic is checking things out, the penguin goes to the grocery store across the street. Since it's really hot, the penguin decides to dive into the ice cream cooler and spends the afternoon eating ice cream.

    When penguin returns to the garage, the mechanic comes out and tells the penguin, "It looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replied, "No way man, it's just ice cream on my face, I swear!".
    That is awesome! I too like your signature.

  4. #4
    Grouper
    Join Date
    08/20/2007
    Location
    Nashua, NH United States
    Posts
    320
    ewwwwwwwww, but funny.....

  5. #5
    Shark
    Join Date
    08/24/2007
    Location
    Cohasset, MA
    Age
    46
    Posts
    2,807
    That's got to be the shortest route to that punchline I've ever heard. My uncle can tell that joke for 15 minutes.
    Matt Silvia

  6. #6
    Grouper
    Join Date
    03/17/2008
    Location
    Tampa, FL
    Age
    38
    Posts
    323
    What's sad is I first heard that joke in a computer game. Anyone ever play Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail?

    It had a robot (pre-scandal) Bill Clinton doing stand up comedy.

  7. #7
    Grouper
    Join Date
    09/16/2007
    Location
    Chattanooga, Tn.
    Posts
    507
    Quote Originally Posted by EuphoriaII View Post
    A penguin is driving through the desert when he has car trouble. He take the car to a mechanic in a small town. While the mechanic is checking things out, the penguin goes to the grocery store across the street. Since it's really hot, the penguin decides to dive into the ice cream cooler and spends the afternoon eating ice cream.

    When penguin returns to the garage, the mechanic comes out and tells the penguin, "It looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replied, "No way man, it's just ice cream on my face, I swear!".

  8. #8
    Barracuda Founding Member
    Join Date
    07/22/2007
    Location
    Miami, FL
    Age
    33
    Posts
    1,824
    Quote Originally Posted by MSilvia View Post
    That's got to be the shortest route to that punchline I've ever heard. My uncle can tell that joke for 15 minutes.
    as much as i love that joke, i can't even imagine what the 15 minute version sounds like.
    Danilo

    If anyone has the winning lottery numbers for next week, please send me a PM with those numbers.
    Thanks.
    -Black-Gorrilla!!


  9. #9
    Barracuda Founding Member
    Join Date
    07/09/2007
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    1,757
    heard the same one, but it was an Eskimo who took his snow-mobile in to the mechanic.

  10. #10
    TadPole
    Join Date
    04/15/2008
    Location
    Central Alabama
    Posts
    5
    thats funny
    if you have to LIE to scube dive, ITS OK!!

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Another silly joke
    By WAHMof2 in forum Womens Issues
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 04-13-2008, 21:31
  2. Blonde joke
    By Anne Eastwell in forum Surface Interval
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 12-05-2007, 17:59
  3. Stupid, I mean really stupid things I have done diving
    By Puffer Fish in forum Scuba Stories, Comments & Questions that don't fit elsewhere!
    Replies: 123
    Last Post: 11-23-2007, 15:45
  4. My Favorite Joke(s)
    By moosicman in forum Fun and Games!
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 11-21-2007, 15:14
  5. clean joke
    By chinacat46 in forum Surface Interval
    Replies: 63
    Last Post: 09-28-2007, 20:33

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •