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    Marital Advice

    Posting this here because I think my dad's advice to my husband on our wedding day is sage advice meant for mankind in general, and not specific to my hubby. I'm thinking maybe all you guys out there can use some truly useful advice. So, here it is....

    "Keep your mouth shut and your wallet open and everything will be just fine."


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    Quote Originally Posted by 3boyzmom View Post
    Posting this here because I think my dad's advice to my husband on our wedding day is sage advice meant for mankind in general, and not specific to my hubby. I'm thinking maybe all you guys out there can use some truly useful advice. So, here it is....

    "Keep your mouth shut and your wallet open and everything will be just fine."

    Or even better, keep your mouth shut at the part where you're supposed to say, "I do."

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    What's one thing you can feed a woman that will hardly ever make her want to have sex again?....

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    Wedding cake...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike_s View Post
    What's one thing you can feed a woman that will hardly ever make her want to have sex again?....

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    Wedding cake...

    I'll have to tell my husband that one....

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    Being just a young pup myself, I will say that having a partner fulfills many needs and provides many that are of greater value than imagined.

    Those of us who've been married a while have learned something, what that is I'm still working on. I like coming home and having my wife there so we can talk, play, cry, whatever it needs there she is. I like that constant in my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike_s View Post
    What's one thing you can feed a woman that will hardly ever make her want to have sex again?....

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    Wedding cake...
    It also makes her gain A LOT of weight! What is in wedding cake???
    PADI Dive Master, Master Diver, and Cavern. SDI Solo Diver. DSAT Tec 50. TDI Trimix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cummings66 View Post
    Being just a young pup myself, I will say that having a partner fulfills many needs and provides many that are of greater value than imagined.

    Those of us who've been married a while have learned something, what that is I'm still working on. I like coming home and having my wife there so we can talk, play, cry, whatever it needs there she is. I like that constant in my life.

    Oh my goodness...that's the best post ever!! Was your wife sitting next to you while you wrote it??!! I can just see it now....you're in the "do you pee in the shower" thread...then your wife comes over and says, "whatcha' doin?" so you real quick start typing the response above. It would work for me! Seriously, I've been married 15 years and feel that way too, but I'm a woman! I didn't know guys even thought that deeply about it.

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    I don't know...

    If I could afford to be married, I'd probably just use the money to buy some Atomic regs, and get a nice Dive Rite BP/W set-up.

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    I will not give a man advice about marriage or religion. I will not be responsible for his suffering in this world or the next. --?Mark Twain?

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    Sorry, Dudes and Dudettes, but...

    Marriage seems an awful lot like a case of identity theft that never goes away.





    "Divorce is when you pay a woman not to live with you anymore."

    -Drago (from McLintock!)

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