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    Course for Men and Women

    Courses for
    Men and Women




    Courses for Women
    Taught by men, for women.
    101
    Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
    102
    Doing Housework Without Complaining
    103
    Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
    104
    Going to The Washroom Alone
    (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
    105
    Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
    106
    Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
    107
    Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
    108
    How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
    109
    Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
    110
    Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
    111
    The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
    112
    Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
    113
    "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
    114
    How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
    115
    The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
    116
    You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
    117
    Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger But You're Acceptable
    118
    Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
    (formerly One Can Is Enough)
    119
    Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
    120
    Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
    121
    Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
    122
    Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
    123
    Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
    124
    Makeup: The Less is More Theory
    125
    Nagging: Stop the Insanity!



    Courses for Men Taught by women, for men.
    101
    Combating Stupidity
    102
    You Too Can Do Housework
    103
    P.M.S. Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
    104
    How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
    105
    We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
    Give Us Money
    106
    Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk
    At 4 AM
    107
    Wonderful Laundry Techniques
    (Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")
    108
    Parenting No, It Doesn't End With Conception
    109
    Get a Life Learn How To Cook
    110
    How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
    111
    Spelling Even You Can Get It Right
    112
    Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
    113
    You The Weaker Sex
    114
    Reasons To Give Flowers
    115
    How To Stay Awake After
    116
    Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
    Anywhere But the Bathroom
    117
    Garbage Getting It To the Curb
    118A
    You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
    118B
    The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
    119
    The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
    120
    How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
    121
    How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
    122
    The Remote Control Overcoming Your Dependency
    123
    Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
    124
    How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
    125
    You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
    126
    Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
    127
    Changing Your Underwear It Really Works
    128
    The Attainable Goal Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
    129
    Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
    130
    Real Men Ask For Directions
    131
    How To Take Illness Like a Man
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    haahahahaha - I needed that laugh today!

    Great post. Not that I need any of those classes.
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    Too funny!

    Question: how old should one be to take these courses?

    Reason: I have two kids. Both boys

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    Funny!

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    #131 taking an illness like a man

    Id put myself up to any women when it comes to illness's I go to work sick because I would rather be getting paid feeling lke garbage then to have her nag me about being on the couch sick at home. I get so pissed when somebody else is sick in this house because its the end of the world but im NOT ALLOWED to get sick.
    Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!!!
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    Both my wife and I though the list very funny. It was strange though that we each laughed hardest at different ones, and thought that we had to explain some of them to each other.
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    Don't let this thread die. It was way to much fun and informative. You youngun could learn alot from it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuzzF117 View Post
    #131 taking an illness like a man

    Id put myself up to any women when it comes to illness's I go to work sick because I would rather be getting paid feeling lke garbage then to have her nag me about being on the couch sick at home. I get so pissed when somebody else is sick in this house because its the end of the world but im NOT ALLOWED to get sick.
    You're on. Oh,guys will go to work when they are sick, it is at home that you get to see their true colors. Most men act like they are DYING when they have a cold. But when WE are sick, somehow it is about what we aren't giving to THEM.

    120-Fishing. I need the bait my own hook class.


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    Is there a GED program to avoid having to sit in class for years?
    Life is tough, but it is even tougher if you are stupid

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    OK, I need #103, #120, and especially #123 - when I travel without my scuba gear, I have at least 3 bags for 1 week, including 1 bag for shoes. With my gear that's 2 more! I'll be getting a wake up call on this year's trip when I have to start paying for those bags! I also "borrow" space in the hubby's bags.
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