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    The Tomato Garden

    An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual
    tomato garden, but it was very difficult
    work as the ground was hard.

    His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
    wrote a letter to his son and
    described his predicament:

    Dear Vincent,
    I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
    tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too
    old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles
    would be over.. I know you would be happy to
    dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
    Love, Papa

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Pop,
    Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
    Love,
    Vinnie

    At 4 a.m.the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
    the entire area without finding any bodies. They
    apologized to the old man and left.That same day the old man received
    another letter from his son.

    Dear Pop,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
    circumstances.
    Love you,
    Vinnie
    NAUI Instructor, NAUI Trimix Diver

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    Barracuda
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    OMG, that was funny.

    I had a similar joke.

    (here is the summary)

    It was two rednecks. The one had a pile of lumber that needed to be chopped but his back was hurting him. So the 2nd redneck contacted the police and said he thought the first redneck was hiding pot in his lumber pile.

    The DEA showed up and chopped up the lumber pile looking for the pot stash.

    The second redneck told his friend that they were even and he hoped his back felt better.

    No one has ever retold valiant stories of logic - for all good stories are driven by emotion and the spirit.

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    Modular jokes- I love it!
    NAUI Instructor, NAUI Trimix Diver

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    Very nice!
    *Insert Witty Comment Here*

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