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    Funeral Jorunna
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    clean joke

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty
    word or two in it, but here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to
    the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
    Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
    replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
    It is, however, the best piece of ash I
    have ever put my pecker in."
    If you get confused listen to the music play.
    To much of everything is just enough.

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    OMG....some warning would have been great. I almost choked on my Diet Coke.

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    makes my day better, thanks.

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    that was too funny...thanks
    Always left holding the fins!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hemlon View Post
    OMG....some warning would have been great. I almost choked on my Diet Coke.
    I did choke on my Coke Zero!

    edit: I just realized I need to go find that grouper thread for my transition!
    Last edited by torrey; 08-31-2007 at 16:31.

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    Oh! I have a clean joke too!!

    Do you know why Cannibals won't eat clowns??






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    Because they taste funny!

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    ignore please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas View Post
    Do you know why Cannibals won't eat clowns??






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    Because they taste funny!
    It would have been better if you said "Do you know why Sharks won't eat clowns??" After all, it is a scuba forum
    "Human beings are flawed individuals. The cosmic bakers took us out of the oven a little too early. And that's the reason we're as crazy as we are." - Desdemona

    You don't know Desdemona? . . . "She runs this space station and bake shop down near Boomtown."
    - Jimmy Buffett

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    Quote Originally Posted by BSea View Post
    It would have been better if you said "Do you know why Sharks won't eat clowns??" After all, it is a scuba forum

    You're Right!!

    Okay then....

    Do You know what you get when you cross
    The Atlantic with
    The Titantic ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas View Post

    Do You know what you get when you cross
    The Atlantic with
    The Titantic ??



    Half-way!

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